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| [...]omplain about how we don’t give enough money to the arts to celebrate our culture. Rugby is a big part of our culture. We don’t go to the ballet in droves, so why do we expect it to be given a big wad of cash? Not many people head down to the opera on a Friday night to enjoy the company of their mates. And why should we? The arts get off on high—falutin ideas; sport is about people. Rugby is a social past—time, the actual playing of So why do people see the rugby culture as not Rugby is one of the best things about New MUSA team on the pitch PRESIDENT Kia ora everyone, It’s my birthday! I thought I’d be cheeky and announce it Here is the commentary of the MUSA Annual The MUSA team has just been applauded onto Next, into the ruck are the Financial Statements The budget is being passed around, from Tony The game plan was revised a bit and Then it was into the business, the wind was up Getting into overtime the crowd support waned Full credit to the crowd and thanks to the ladies The interest and participation in political debate wack the dates in your MUSA 75th diary, ask about We’ve just had Rodney Hide on campus and Last[...]class library and student support operations (and the “The past is prophetic in that it asserts loudly that[...]r must we play at deadly 12 Short Story Tania Butcher from the Writers’ 14 Feature Funding to thethe Fitz? 18-19 Feature Varsity on tour in South Africa 20 More Entertainment 29 MUSA 30 Te Kohinga 31 Devian[...] |
| Do you trust Bush? How would you take over the world? What do you think of MUSA cutting What’s in the Fishbowl? If you could GE yourself, what would y[...]trol Cards there. 5. Do something so I look like the perfect media 99°93 Tania — B.Ed[...]ere’s a distance (not Car Wash Chaos In response to the letter from the Also, the assumption that those of As for the criticism of our chosen I chose not to respond to the Yes, the Taliban (which comes Enter from the wings Osama bin WRITE TO US: The Editor 3 letters found him yet (how long does it take to As for Israel/Palestine...the 51st Suicide bombers, well[...]Palestinians = victims: Israelites = The USA continues its quest to — Jes[...]my belief that any university is a The first NZUSA conference in This is very different to the idea of Thus the NZUSA Level 7 (a These ideas are connected with Or is it a university in the broader or email: chaff.ed@musa.org.nz The CHAFF letterbox (Turitea) is located outside Cafe Tra Baci. |
| [...]but aspects of our ivory towers are again behind the times. Yours faithfully, — Matthew Hodgetts. Re: The Bates Column This is just one point I wanted to make Having said all this, thank you to[...]‘ “I! WEEK Dear Chaff, Having just attended the MUSA AGM and I know at the SGM held last year, There is an additional[...]ere are students at Massey I think gen[...]s a Where were the hippies? They were not at This thing needs to be buried. The I know that for many people the The hippies are the Massey Enviro People a[...]our opinion being taken Dear CHAFF I love lecturers like this, where the lecturer By the time this goes to print, I’m Alternatively, I’ll wake up, fill Bob I have been informed by a reliable Our favourite caption wins the prize. Get yours into Our contact details are on the letters page *7 ‘1"‘."., '7'}. name:[...]//ace wasn’t Last Week’s Winne[...] |
| “You make me want to say dirty things, Anne-Marie.” The official newspaper of the Massey University Private[...]Erin Wilson DISCLAIMER: The views and ideas expressed within CHAFF WORD OF THE WEEK: TURGID - (of language) pompous, overblown[...]ps short Sixty—seven students were welcomed by the MUSA President, Apologies were taken from Matthew Hodgetts, the The minutes from the 2002 AGM and SGM (Special The 2002 President’s reported, prepared by the The Budget was presented, and many questions An independent auditor must be appointed In general business, the issue of the genetic The first motion was put that the referendum It is understood the students left, not as a protest, This left the AGM below quorum and therefore Important note: no small children or animals were World Vision is preparing to commit funds from the 40—Hour World[...]military invasion. In addition, extra funds from the Famine may be This year the 40—Hour Famine is being held on |
| I "1 Get some liberalism up ya! Last Wednesday, March 12, the leader of the ACT Party, The theme of Mr Prebble’s talk was “Liberalism — the movement of the 21St century”. Mr Prebble believes liberalism will be the dominant political force of this century. Here a[...]ints: ' We Liberals believe that individuals are the rightful ' At the core of a free society is the right to own 0 The world has never been wealthier. In capitalist ' Most in the bottom 20 percent [of income earners] are 0 A Liberal says that it is legitimate for the state to help 0 We reject collectivism and do not accept that the 0 The insistence of a new, better—educated generation[...]heir own future is why Liberalism staff profile those in genuine need but we reject the notion of redistributive social justice....An[...]e After his speech Mr Prebble took questions from the floor. ° The ACT Party does not seek office. We seek to be a[...]nt, one Masters student and one PhD student. for the SCience junkieS Tertiary education history: BSc a[...]in Computer Science at Massey. dimensions” is the title of the second presentation in the The speaker this week is Professor Geoff Pr[...]02. Your family: I’m married to Karen[...]ic, with about 300 part—time jobs in and around (OLOHd dUJ Briefly describe your position on the war in Iraq: CHAFF’s favourite quote for the week comes from someone Using X—rays Professor Jameson is able to Well for the moment I can sa that I’m lad there isn’t theThe great man is clarifying the United States ’policy 0" the jigsaw puzzle. These same three dimensional struc[...]k magazine). Sock it to can be used to understand the fundamental molecular the im a ination to realise that rhetorical bull in need we know. The[...]is Friday, March 21, know we don’t know.” in the Marsden Lecture Theatre at the Turitea campus. C} Unichem Buy any two full siz[...]m Balfours Plaza DryorNamaISHII The Plaza Ph (06) 356 1949 |
| [...]s. I get to work (late as usual) on Wednesday and the Editor, by way of greeting, tells me I have an in[...].. CHAFF: I understand you’re going around all the university CHAFF: Would you say ACT is the party most in touch with Mr P[...]opinion”— when in fact CHAFF: Is New Zealand going to win the cricket world cup? Prebble: Well, Shane Bond’s bowling [against Australia] MUSA Executive report The fourth MUSA Executive meeting was held on Friday, March 7, 2003, in the MUSA boardroom. ' Apologies for absence were rec[...]ugall and Bruno Liddle from UniQ were 0 The previous meeting’s minutes were accepted, with ' General business was dealt with. 0 The President, Andrea Grant, submitted her weekly ° The Women’s Officer, Erin Wilson, and Recreation a[...]cer, Marc Nannestad, presented their 0 The Massey University Rugby League Club requires 0 MUSA’s 75th theme song: Matthew Hodgetts, the ' MUSA houses: Matthew wanted to know if the MUSA |
| feature Why the projected American-led invasion Across the world, over ten million people, including tens of thousands in the Since President George Bush Junior has exploited the concept of evil, let’s It’s a more d[...]t any one nation, as such, is innately Nations are simply aggregations[...]of law, both All the same, individuals, groups or governments can and[...]is their impact upon other human beings, or upon the sustainability Individuals or groups who comm[...]thologically evil. We have seen this with Hitler, the Nazis and the SS in Germany, with Lance Morow in ‘The Real Meaning of Evil” in Time magazine (February 24, 2003) From the US government’s point of View, Saddam Hussein is the worst kind of Saddam Hussein’s rise to power, within the Baath Party regime, was actively Ironically, the Senate’s investigation into the Iran—Contragate scandal revealed The British were also lavish suppliers of weaponry, with anthrax and botulism 2",; m wa- («3mm companies listed in the documentation the Iraqis supplied to the United Nations a few The glaring hypocrisy of the British clique in professing outrage at the Iraqis’ The drive towards a war on Iraq now has had nothing l[...]ush’s so—called “War on Terrorism,” since the Iraqis had nothing whatsoever to do It derives from the Bush clique’s doctrine of pre—emptive war, de[...]onwards, which entails invading any country which the US government perceives The post—Vietnam American way of making war involves massive bombardment |
| 2003 New Zealand Community Trust Uni Games The affects of alcohol Sensible drinking is one of the main focuses for the LOOK The adverse effects of alcohol are many. The following — The risk of muscle cramps increases considerably — Although alcohol is reasonably high in calories, it Alcohol stays in the system for up to 36 hours after The designated bars during the New Zealand —Shirley Fotheringham Health Officer for the New Zealand Community Trust Massey rugby tour to South Africa The Massey University senior rugby team departed for The next game was scheduled for Wednesday, so The positives of the tour were that the team did —[...]e Pages 18-19 Kiwis fly high in sporting realms The Kiwi may be a flightless bird, but New Zealanders are The Black Caps are winning. No it’s not an acid Despite the Crusaders suffering a horrible ‘\, Takeflyour copy of Chaff into the Liquor King Fitz, what the hell, the Hurricanes won. Yes the yo—yos from Yikes, the Kingz won. The end is nigh. No, really So if the Warriors have another stunner season, — Geoff Williams 'mited to the first 50 people through the door, limited to one dozen per customer) |
| Winners: Blues — Any team to beat the Crusaders — let alone by 39— Black Caps — Against the odds, the boys came through in Philadelphia 76ers — Allen Iversen has led his unheralded Australia — The best team in cricket (both forms) has Scott Dixon — What an opening effort by Dixon, defeating The men’s first XI kicked their pre—season off Although the traditional FA Cup flat crawl is not Nasser Hussein — Is there a more negat[...]in Crusaders — Hahahaha...it feels so[...]an laugh at Canterbury fans for one week, so make the Mahala Jayawardene — No, not some Malaysian STD, but Massey Netball News Thank you all very much for the turn out for the trials. So If you have not[...]ball yet The[...]has withdrawn from University Sport The Auckland University Students’ Association “We won the shield last year,” said Kelly, “but for Meanwhile, at the same USNZ hui, the University Neal said the about—turn was not due to an This behaviour follows a similar[...]ve historically tabled motions of It was also decided t[...]entirely composed of current students, except for the — Matt Nippert, Salient Want to get paid A look at the evolution of aerobics, instructing, and how to What better way to work out than with the latest However, the wonderful experience of seeing |
| short story The Dilemma of Absence Tania Butcher is a founding m[...]ood for her sister’s excuses, although “Lo[...]Over a cane, glass—topped table Meredith shook the letter at Lisa. Their sister “Listen, Lisa,” Meredith argued. “When was the last time you looked at yourself? Not Ten minutes later Me[...]nd’s door. Smelling lavender talcum powder from “Hello Ivy. And how are you this morning? Did you sleep well?” Lisa always greeted The semi-mobile pensioner needed to reach things but[...]nuts. Her ritual of reorganising Ivy’s unit for the day and coaxing her into the bath or something wrong the moment Lisa walked in. Her faded eyes never left the younger “Relax, Ivy. Okay?”[...]id Judith dress you like this, Ivy?” she asked. The night nurse tended to put Lisa smiled and shook her head in mock[...]n, a role she expected Lisa to Lisa folded Ivy’s cardigan over the back of her chair then opened the tatty curtains. Her mind returned[...]e going to tell her Ivy that she had been offered the chance to Lisa continued tidying while listening to the drone of the older woman’s warbling Only half—listening, and not with thethe same time in muffled |
| [...], and realised, as usual, that Ivy’s drift into the past had become a journey to sleep.’“So, was[...]ater over her old limbs. She studied Lisa through the door as the young woman folded bedclothes dumped haphazardly on the bed by Judith. “You’re a good girl for listening to this old woman. You should be out enjoying the company of your friends or your boyfriend?” She[...]ion about her personal life, and she knew it. “The company I keep aren’t that young, you know,”[...]never forget it? You see Both women laughed. Lisa moved around the room and glanced at a portrait she hadn’t notic[...]in Australia after they both emigrated because The ornately carved, animal—featured chair was the ugliest damned thing she had After helping Ivy dry herself and dres[...]d friend where she got Ivy stared at the chair for a moment as though she had seen it for the first time, but Lisa shook her head[...]ested but wanted Ivy to stay focused. She cleaned Ivy’s voice was barely audible in the background. “They lived near the Kaipara Ivy wriggled forward and in on[...]icated where. “No, not like that. Put them with the toes facing inwards.” She had a The old girl sighed and then went silent. The nick—name her grandfather gave her— As Lisa leaned across and retrieved the tin, Ivy glanced at her and smiled. “Now open the tin and have a sweet,” she said. “Gee, thank[...]She leaned over poetry Junky Its the self infliction to satisfy the addiction that defines what lies between truth a[...]e and ijust cant believe I found myself amongst the ruins unable to cry out a[...]- Mark Hannah Red, red wine Does red wine bear the truth or make the truth more bearable? A bottle — or two. And as the velvet liquid flows, Who knows, but a glass won’t hurt. The tongue loosens, shyness disappears the wine flows. How many hours have gone by? How l[...]. Damn that red wine! Thank—you my friend for the red wine. - Marama Salsano Ngawhi: Fishing Vill[...]ldozers with comical names Lucy’s grave succumb to loose sighs - Tania Butcher Listen to pine trees and the murmurings of fools in nightmares. I don’t care for the green pinnacles —[...] |
| The importance of Wendy Owen’s role at Hokowhitu was demonstrated first—hand to me during the hour I spent with her. When I arrived at the Hokowhitu campus to interview her, she was busy m[...]children Wendy will know where to find them. In the course of our interview we were interrupted three[...]who left Teachers’ College (as it was then) in the mid—1970s. It’s easy to see why — Wendy’s friendly, cheerful manner would make even the shyest first—year feel at ease. She describes her role as “very varied; it’s not just an office”. The list of duties I asked Wendy what the biggest challenge of her job is. “I can’t ho[...]I hadn’t had such great kids to work with.” The biggest change, she believes, is the added pressure that the students are “It used to be more relaxed in some ways because — for example, the students “Then, when the merger [with Massey University] happened, the year got shorter “When I first started here the students were being paid, and now they’ve got t[...]ressure. Late last year MUCESA were Wendy Owen, as the only paid employee of MUCESA (the 16 Executive members Wendy believes the people who will really miss out are the students. She says “Some students can’t make it to the Turitea Winterfest because they’re out on Wendy believes there is one reason behind the funding cuts. “I think it’s all to do with money. I think money rules many of the decisions “We’ve asked the question: why aren’t we treated any differently[...]puses they “Of course, we can see the point that our students get access to the gym and so “The comment was made that we’re not treated the same as Albany and I asked Andrea why the funding to MUCESA had been cut. “In 1995—96 Massey and the College of Education [Hokowhitu campus] merged, “At the time this was identified as a problem — MUSA now had the responsibility “This is obviously an unequal situation for the College of Education students as “All the information was sent to the MUCESA Co-Presidents, who “This is not clear and accountable to Andrea said the plans for MUCESA “It was approved by the Executive. “All the information was sent to the Wendy s[...]have “But this is not the way I wanted to Top left[...] |
| [...]rch 22, Saturday 1 2 noon Ph: 3550 239, e-mail: The World's Wife (Using Your Imagination) a review[...]thinks her husband looks like a chimpanzee. And the woman who seduced the devil is a compulsive The Telecom season of The World’s Wife debuted at To complete the trio was Elizabeth Mcrae (long—time — The Lushes (Kelly and Therese) lNllllES “Store Promotion Eveninu" at the Palmerston North Branch. Every.i item in store w[...]t: 1.vlll receive a credit in sports equipment evenings proceedings Date:[...]@maxnet.eo.nz Campus Arts would like to All the Campus Arts volunteers for your time and effort.[...]Robert, All of the MUSA exec who were given heaps to Thanks to CHAFF for all the publicity and free Thanks to the production crew, the guys from Thanks to Paddy for driving everyone around Thanks to the Orientation sponsors. Tui, BNZ, And final[...]everyone for all your time and effort. See you at the |
| orientation - the cup’s gone home the party’s finished but I’m still hung over[...]yone (from Duncan and, for some reason, William), All the main acts were up there “Tandm“ with the trapeze act and hula (Duncan Hypnotist Barry Jones put on a brilliant night Salmonella Dub shook the walls with their unique The Drive—In Movie was novel and fun and went I hope you enjoyed the bands, parties and ORIENTATION WINERS:[...] |
| [...]o bear on this issue, then please take it up with the editor. His name is Corey Taylor and he lives on Park Road. His bedroom is on the right and his window’s a bit gippy so feel free[...]r something. Mind you, he’d probably like that, the sick bastard. This is what he looks like: (Graeme wouldn’t let me put the picture in. Or so says The Fitz is a pub. People like pubs. People go to “Palmerston North is... the “cultural wasteland” of Now, Steveo (a close personal friend from the 2. I very highly doubt this. The day I see said Meat Head late now, I’ve written it), is the day that Meat Head gets a 3. The Fitz is the Mecca of society. Thethe drivel they 4.[...]practice and 5. Where? 6. And[...]will I need to wash afterwards? In short, I like the damn pub, and so do a bunch (P. S. Steve Asplin has been sighted at the Fitz himself — this week BOOKS 20 The Essence of Wisdom A Portrait of the Artist as a Young FILM SOCIETY 21 MOVIES MUSIC Blindspott 762 Short Dejusa Steve Asplin: Still out of control The Sex Pistols ‘l. l WOI" < U33 INTER[...] |
| feature Massey University S.A Rugby Tour Thursday Feb 20: On departure from Palmy, the team knew that this was to be no ordinary rugby tour as Auckland airport saw some elementa[...]ams as On arrival to Magalies Park the team settled in and began to get acquainted with Saturday Feb 22 - Game 1 vs Pretoria Uni: It was evident that the heat had seriously affected the players as the two big rigs, The rest of the team hydrated at the after match function before moving on to the local The bus ride via Pretoria to the resort, apparent as the team saw multimillion dollar houses as well as d[...]ay Feb 23 - Tuesday Feb 25 - Recovery in luxury: The team was at high spirits after their first big night in S.A. The stories of sex, drugs, Yet as with every good team[...]e Steve ‘Bimbo’ The trip back to Magalies Park on Tuesday afternoon consisted of stopping at the |
| [...]r Massey. Leading 1 1—8 with 20 minutes left in the match, the team was attacking hard and felt in control. Some[...]tt Gilbert (driven by his love for Argentina) had the team going forward well. Yet simple mistakes let the team down again and RAU scored two tries off broken play giving them the win. Wednesday Feb 26 - Game 2 vs Free State[...]rors were made at crucial times which resulted in the team going down 28—7...now on to The team was very surprised to learn that it is compu[...]to go and The after match function saw all six teams swapping c[...]er. Samantha (tournament organiser) got pashed by the Otago After getting lost for over an hour in the Bronx of Pretoria our coach tried to On a serious note, player of the tour went to Daniel Webby (hooker) for his great[...]won!) and many team spirit and talent on and off the field (and always keeping his five o’ clock Thursday Feb 27 _ Friday Feb 28: All in all, the tour was a once in a lifetime experience that the team will never forget. A big These day[...]l as watching — Matt Redstone and Hayden R[...] |
| [...]e great discounts from participating Retailers at The Plaza. Simply show your Plaza Student Discount C[...]ent the great yearly savings, there will also be Bonus The 2003 Student Discount Card is valid until Pick up your FREE Plaza Student Discount Card Office and star[...]t Cuts Slb 00 Copy King inn/i OFF All rindum The Plaza. Church Street, Palmerston North. Ph: 06 3[...]37 6633 W - The Essence of Wisdom This tiny, pocket—sized book contains, as the The book covers a number of A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Penguin I[...]authors like Stephen King Through the book there are many Appare[...]should have kept it to yourself, and bad luck for the boring life you led as a child, I do feel |
| [...]Tenancy problems? - Employment issues? Whatever the case may be..... The Manawatu Community . . . gney) pres1des over the German Coca Cola branch, located in 3:213;.3:;§[...]Europe. It turns out that Miss Hazeltine is not the respectable girl she is supposed to be, come u p to the M U SA Offi ce- and MacNamara finds out one morn[...]boss ever finds I One, Two, Three thrives on dialogue and the actors’ performances. James Cagney The film was made after Some Like it Hot (1959) and The Apartment (1961), both 5.30pm and 8pm screenings at Downtown Cinemas on Wednesday. |
| [...]ll screen Pacman World 2 Playstation 2 Yes, the pill—popping Prozac poster boy is back, and All goes well in this circle of life until the The graphics are pretty cool — a smooth yellow Repe[...]hard to forget where this game came from, though Despite all the changes, the storyline remains — Steve Youngblood The Sims Playstation 2 They eat, they drink, they s[...]nd last By pointing out deficiencies in the picture (and, snow globe, the huge campaign poster (parodied with Mr. Soccer and the slammer, nice and safe Mean Machine *‘k‘k The last two thirds of the film result in Danny I must, however, warn you that th[...]vies that makes you wish you were behind The characters are, overall, well played. Guy There are several standouts — the commentators The interesting thing about this movie was that it |
| [...]Brittany Murphy. Just Married could very well be the worst movie I will see It’s about Tom, playe[...]imes have we seen that and dialogue The Ring * (R16) Contains horror scenes. Or, Sorry Mr Spielberg, It Was Lost in the Translation. Director:[...]summer day. Then, from out of left Enter journalist and single mother Rachel Keller Spooked out, Rachel goes home and turns a From then on out, director Gore takes the And[...]were tons of 355 5656 or visit: www.dtcinemas.co.nz Now Showing: THE RING GO TO THE MOVIES! CHAFF has five double passes to the flicks to give Come on up to the CHAFF office and |
| [...]town on posters small and large. I’ve even had the opportunity to see them on the back of a bus. Just who the hell am I talking about? Why, West Auckland rockers Blindspott of course. For those few who haven’t had the pleasure, we’ll Als[...]was their earlier in—store signing Up until the Palmy signing, a total of three copies All in all, a bloody amazing time was had by all. — Jodie Aitken Lonely Hearts Club in Kickwaterhead began the evening with their set The rest of the fab five If you were lucky enough to see them at the And as we continue the tradition of musicians Dej usa (Tardus Music) Buy the Numbers is a relatively laid back and Opening with the brief and delay— The ambient—dub of “Blowdub” unfortunately The two closing tracks, “Whales Trek” and “Space 24 exploit yourself.[...]ith even higher petrol prices as they As their web site endorses, they’re[...]throats. They’ve been As you may have noticed, band t—shirts The graphics on it are in a nice circular pattern, — Anna Adlam r“ buy me numbers On the whole, Dejusa provide a fine debut that is |
| [...]ay 2—4pm Radio Control 99.4fm Mana Irirangi is the Maori students’ radio show running Danyelle, Kereama, and Bex churn out thethe Turn the soundz up every Thursday night while The request line is open during each show, and your Tune in during the month of March and put (9 @© Newtown Ghetto Ang[...]g about I started a section on ‘The Controlled Breakfast’ called They don’t call. The millions of fans worldwide Email. That is the answer. If people are going to How is your band like @@ Like them, we’re updating tall poppy The difference is, we’re / \ woo‘otmoo@pouel © Jarrod Baker 200[...]nings 99.4fm Temptation Island Never mind the bollocks, here’s the sex pistols. The greatest rock band ever? Maybe. The greatest The songs themselves range from political He is listed on the writing credits for the two The final stunner — and Rotten’s favourite — is Yes, you thought that[...]! Like: EMI (unlimited supply) EMI (and here is the reason why) EMI (I do not need the pressure) E.M.I (I’ll give them one last thing to treasure) Goodbye! And so the record ends with a slow—burn farting noise And I didn’t use the word punk once. Next Week: Probably something by Bowie or the Beatles |
| [...]actually he didn’t send it to me, he sent it to the Editor, the bastard — is he scared of me or something??). I[...]his list, some people need to get a life. However the Editor says this is a student newspaper and we ne[...]aries Time to make some repairs to the insulation in horrorscopes Zoltar: The Picker of Berries Iibra Yes those jeans do make[...]u look ugly. Looking like a scorpio A family relative will fall ill,[...]zr woaite “151400; N:S;Snllr;nst::eor middle of the week. You need two flatmates can It? The only way 15 up baby: worse horn é Students.) come Thursday, one to hold you down, and the ' nigh? the ghos’ts of peelggle who never falling for this[...]man. you fish, and called your mother a slag by the end T011 6; 6 us rlver 15 Jus as 05 as against the war in Iraq is a nice thought, but you {011' Lic[...]other will call you a slag this week. It’s What the hen‘ You’ve Come so far, hOId on for one network; they have their own c[...]TENDER SLIP ALWAYS OPEN TILL LATE! Temqu $ See the poster for detail. Deposit tender at MUSA office[...]y 2003. Inspire Team Massey SOME OF THE BEST Name: Phone: See the poster for detail. Deposit tender at MUSA[...] |
| I was drunk I WAS DRUNK (the night before, but not The worst thing about old friends is that you BEVERLY: Alex looks very stoic over the[...]) WILLIAM: Yeah, that sentence was two thirds on the way WILLIAM:... prob[...]s pants. I wasn’t even drunk. I had been drunk the previous night. WILLIAM: Just a beer, John boy. AMERICAN JON WHITE: And for the lady? WILLIAM: (a slight twitch to the eye) Just a beer, Jon. WILLIAM: (his tongue darting madly round the corners of JON: And a what for the lady? A double vodka. WILLIAM: (perspiring madly[...]to do some damage, may I suggest a tequila shot? WILLIAM: (gibbering JON: One beer and a THE WOMAN IN JON: One beer an[...]. Give her a Later, my brain began playing strange trick[...]y. What do you — Hold on! WILLIAM’S BRAIN 2 (THE SENSIBLE PART*): You slimy And the next night, one Orientation bar tab and a stupid[...]night again, just so I could have spent it all at the bar like Second note: I hope I haven’t offended the young lady who 20 sports that Cock fighting — the other kind. Grace Kwan Dough — ex—Shortland[...]his sport. Leper Slalom (to clarify this one — the lepers D[...]Polo — I know...I know...you’d Fur pie—eating contest. Javelinton. Breaststroke — the Fitz kind. Pin the tail on the donkey...while Mime[...]plus Live DJ Fri: $2.50 Handles plus SUPER IE on the Big Screen WOOSLHED Sat: $4 Quarts plus Sui-Ell I2 on the Big Screen |
| [...]ne—eyed baby). And he’s talking to Ms. Clark, the PM herself, who is kitted out in a shammy leather[...]sn’t need any diabolical accessories — I feel the cat suit is bad enough. STEVE MAHAREY: So, my lithe and supple tigress of the night (? — Ed.), what about this thing known as “Let’s Fuck Those Poxy Students Up Some More in the Hope They All Give Up and Go to Namibia” (or LF[...]not of their HELEN: I fear it may give it away to the students a bit. choosmg. In terms of uni, it mean[...]selling education on a profit—making basis and the 1d b] b . d . . 1 1 d I Government will be com el[...], p . pp . . y HELEN: Yes...what about we follow the international just as they do us now. Which means[...]what Campaigns Co—ordination is. It depends on the student body for its success or failure. It also[...]st crack cocaine. 1 have tried explaining this to the executive but I suspect they’re just keeping it all to themselves. How else could you explain the complete lack of crack (heh heh, that rhymed) to be found in the hallowed halls of MUSA? In Canterbury you practically have to swim through the stuff, and at Vic they supply it free in huge salt shakers so you can put it on your chips. And in Auckland, the executive coat themselves in it and stand outside the cafeteria so Wednesday lunchtime all the students can run up and get their fix licking the[...]king thing. Or an Auckland thing...and in Dunedin the entire student association will prove on close in[...]unedin. Success or failure, that’s right. Well, the latest issue is that of GATS — hold on, keep re[...]last Thursday (for you; this Thursday for me) is the national day of action. GATS basically is an inte[...]:A d k th tth 11 d H !H CHAFF was eSta blIShed on the probably won’t be affected (though BA’s shoul[...]thought could be spared for our kids, or even for the next few lots who have to suffer an injustice sneaked right CHAFF (rhymes with Ia ugh) beneath our noses by the Government and the WTO. We’ve Pea r E V/"/ HELEN: Let’s call it The Budget. And so on. And, though that was an ignor[...]at bad — and who didn’t actually name GATS in |
| m usa VP Education Hello from the VP’s Office (there The second thing I want to talk about is the Kia Ora, Women’s Space is for all[...]ke they belong. Have a wonderful week, celebrate the status of - E[...]ar and are re—energized and looking forward to the year. I attended several enjoyable conferences[...]s. Our I am the MUSA Post Graduate Students’ Officer ' Monitor the University’s aegrotat and impaired ' In the subject line write:<subscription request> ' In the body line of the message write:<subscribe mu— ' Pres[...]and The review and appeal process is a little different I hope this has helped[...]mail me |
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| [...]research in the Ecology Group, Institute of applications clo[...]Natural Resources, Massey University. The[...]0). the Fitz 7pm, new shooters welcome.[...]rth Harbour Scholarship: relating to the natural and physical wife beating bast[...]omplain about how we don’t give enough money to the MUT[...]resources within the Lake Taupo Lanni R. on 355 4147, or 021 297 2357,[...]year 3 full-time undergraduate study in the[...]College of Business, Albany Campus. The the effect of people and their activities on culture. We don’t go to the ballet in droves, so why do we[...]value is #3,000 per annum, applications the natural resources and the expect it to be given a big wad[...]head down to the opera on a Friday night to enjoy the HAR[...]company of their mates. And why should we? The arts get[...]Tania Butcher from the Writers’ U campus. Room has wardrobes and[...]students enrolled full-time for the first year[...]Rugby is a social past-time, the actual playing of internet. Furniture can be prov[...]Milieu writes about The Dilemma per week includes rent, water, electricit[...]or final year better than moseying along the sidelines, running into[...]the southern half of the North Island and[...]who attended a high school in the area. value of $15,000 offered. Applications close and healthy. Then you head off to the pub and have a hell[...]ostgraduate So why do people see the rugby culture as not Funding to the Massey sarahpark8@msn.com.[...]Volunteer for the Lighting and safety audit.[...]internal students in the Institute of[...]gallivanting around the town, yelling and singing and[...]Rugby is one of the best things about New[...]murderous wonder there’s a war on thethe in your country. My address is: 352030 Russian Fe[...]at the Wellington Campus of Massey[...]Tertiary Scholarships: As part of the[...]MUSA team on the pitch[...]What’s wrong with the Fitz?[...]masters or doctorate programme in the Islands student and one for a student with ‘over the PA’. I like sunflowers and purple irises, good[...]Open to students enrolled for the first time area of tertiary education for[...]Study with Massey University at the[...]not saying how old I am but the AGM gave me a few grey[...]Palmerston North Campus. The March.[...]ring. Each scholarship is Here is the commentary of the MUSA Annual[...]ion is avaiable from: http:// The MUSA team has just been applauded onto[...]Roche fill us in on all the sordid Meeting in SSLB2, 12-2pm Wednesday, March[...]www.med.govt.nz/about/jobs/ thethe thesis year of a master’s scholarships/eeo[...]to start what is expected to be a closely during the week and everybody is welcome.[...]assessment or associated fields. Valued at The Whale & Dolphin Adoption Project Here we go, Andrea Grant has kicked off the INSTRUCTOR the College of Humanities and Social[...]MUSA AGM in front of a boisterous crowd. The attendance[...]ions close 31 March. pleased to announce the availability of is larger than expected b[...]er enquiries everyone is in high spirits. The hard yards have been put course this Saturday at the Massey gym.[...]plications should be directed to: Jo in with the minutes being passed and the President’s ULTIMATE FRISBEE TRAINING[...]z Next, into the ruck are the Financial Statements Wednesday lunchtimes, 12-2 on the Oval.[...]of 2002, the Budgets got caught offside and we’re back[...]t come down for a run. We could be your ticket to the Uni[...]ts who are NOTICEBOARDS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE into it with the auditor being confirmed as the referee for sports that never got off the com[...]2003. Commentary was noted from the 2002 team and Games![...]FOYER, captain. I got a bit emotional, the legends of the game that[...]wack the dates in your MUSA 75th diary, ask about[...]education, ask about the war![...]always kept the team going forward.[...]ACADEMIC UNIT The budget is being passed around, from Tony[...]‘The Manager’ Brown to Michael ‘The Accountant’ Harford.[...]congratulations to everyone who contributed; the big 29 MUSA[...]discussion was on the ACT party’s position on the war.[...]has finally kicked it between the posts. The crowd is going[...]stance begs the question, “what do you want your[...]The game plan was revised a bit and[...]Then it was into the business, the wind was up[...]and the back row was especially energetic. Hotly conteste[...]was the genetic engineering issue, forming messy play. It[...]and violence, the t-shirts spread the word and show[...]class library and student support operations (and the[...]le, followed by a for students for the Campus Heart project, what do you[...]referendum where the crowd will have there say on the day want in a library? You have the opportunity to tell them[...]and then a SGM to discuss the results. what you think[...]Getting into overtime the crowd support waned become part of the e-group and throw some ideas around.[...]and the ref blew the whistle early forcing the match into[...]the tri series aforementioned. But all in all a good 60 “The past is prophetic in that it asserts loudly that[...]minutes of meeting played and students were the winner[...]on the day.[...]Full credit to the crowd and thanks to the ladies distant goal that we seek, but a mean[...]in the kitchen for putting on the spread, (Steven at that goal. We m[...]The interest and participation in political debate war games before we heed the plaintive pleas of the[...]is so exciting to see. The lecture series run by the sociology unnumbered dead and maimed of[...] |
| [...]In response to the letter from the[...]As for Israel/Palestine…the 51st[...]voyeuristic Shell guy, I question the[...]state of the USA has invaded with[...]and the Halberg[...]land. Too bad the Jewish didn’t take it[...]Because that’s the excuse they are using Also, the assumption that those of now. the female persuasion were first years was[...]In late February, the Halberg Awards were held in[...]Auckland with the intention of celebrating New Zealand[...]in taking on the car wash (I myself being a killed and all yo[...]sporting achievement during 2002. The list of nominees for 1. Do you trust Bush?[...]the individual awards included the likes of Barbara 2. How would you take over the world? anything else,[...]The USA continues its quest to[...]Battersby was a three-time Gold medallist at the Winter[...]control the world’s supply of oil by 4. What’s in the Fishbowl?[...]the New Zealand Disabled Skiing team that won four go[...]medals at these games. The fact that she has a disability do?[...]support the USA, Zhou Zheng? Yes,[...]for control, just like Osama. The USA[...]you consider that her achievements and the success of As for the criticism of our chosen wouldn’t care if the[...]other disabled sportspeople rarely grab the headlines. Mo – B.Ed, primary.[...]night, it is near impossible to predict the not there to help the people of Iraq – don’t[...]Madness. The only explanation I can - Jessica All[...]provide is in the fact that BYO at Costa’s[...]involved in a car accident. She decided to have the arm 2. I wouldn’t want to.[...]FROM THE RIGHT 4. It used to be just notices. Ther[...]I chose not to respond to the[...]The RIGHT Way![...]sporting achievements include winning the 2001/02 World[...]Cup Slalom event, being named 2002 Skier of the Year and[...]s made concerning stray or mechanism for the inheritance of Western[...]of course her gold medals. These were in the Slalom, Giant Control Cards there.[...]Slalom and Downhill events in her category at the Winter 5. Do something so I look like the perfect media[...]up what is right wing politics. As this fits with the aim[...]personal responsibility Massey. During the Games, the athletes were classified[...]The first NZUSA conference in of the column of being informative about issues from a[...]citizens taking responsibility for according to the disability they had. Rachael competed in[...]January/February in Wellington for the right wing perspective, here it goe[...]their own well-being and only falling on the state when the LW 6/8 category. This means skiers use two skis a[...]very useful and aware of what the National Party stands for, with all due[...]re I caught up with many respect to the other right wing parties, I am going to use[...]lieves in freedom of choice, it means for example the enable an equal playing field between comp[...]ability for parents to choose the school they wish to send Although Rachael didn’t win the Halberg Award[...]in very Bill English, Leader of the National Party,[...]that it is duly accepted. Just for the[...]their children to and not have it dictated by the for Sportswoman of the Year, her recent successes suggest Tania[...]good shape at the moment and has had recently produ[...]several polytechs join the NZUSA Stands for’ (copies a[...]don’t believe government should be involved in the The decision to select her was not greeted with great[...]This is very different to the idea of National Stands for: enterprise, pers[...]fanfare (praise or criticism) by the media or the general where Massey’s priorities a[...]nationalization. Like ACC, that the Labour party public. Despite this,[...]nationalised in 2000 after the National party had opened top athlete and a[...]een seen as a Bill says in the pamphlet - “As a conservative[...]xample sustainable forestry of native forest, not the tree- will be held next Wednesday (the 26th) starting at 12 noon[...]d take both influence and party, we know the value of the virtues of honesty and oneself to the will of God/Allah.’ It comes[...]approach of just disallowing clear felling in the Disability Common Room.[...]from the word Islam which means Peace.[...]Thus the NZUSA Level 7 (a underpin free ma[...]Yes, the Taliban (which comes[...]Writers’ Milieu, the Massey University-Palmy[...]been busy lately with a range of cool projects. The group’s[...]omen’s rights, and they are wrong to do the current NZUSA system would still be[...]P.S. ‘The RIGHT Way’, excuse the pun, but it is often recent short story[...]played on (some of you may have seen the Young moments of sidesplitting la[...]bs day’‘You know we’re right’). the writing, re-writing and reading of some stunning[...]it published.” The venue has yet to be finalised, but will be[...]the intentions of constructing a giant[...]the commercialism and the[...]former students know, the guy is a witty, dynamic and[...]Enter from the wings Osama bin[...]Laden, defending Afghanistan in the name[...]the education system to make a profit[...]through the sale of education as a[...]magazine and journal articles) throughout the last twenty 1. Partly, not as a warmonger[...]the reason why no love is lost between prof[...]Russia and the USA. Feeling chilly, finishing schoo[...]not there, but at least it was fun. To be honest, the food an influential advocate of the notion that poetry belongs to anyone? The USA supported its new best meal tickets[...]was the best! Okay, so first was the sausage sizzle, then[...]friends, the Taliban and Osama, Or is it a university in thethe USA is sense, as the Education Act 1989 or the just physically) between the campuses.[...]the water balloon game. Maybe this is not fair but be[...]also not allowed to plunder the resources TEC sets out? Are the ideas of partnership, 4. A whole bunch of[...]it or not, the PI Officer won, how good is that? Yep, that is[...]In the meantime, Maori writers should give[...]because he is the man…nah just joking.[...]serious consideration to the following - THE AWARDS FOR the “world’s most wanted man” (don’t get[...]Well, then there was the introduction of staff and[...]MAORI WRITERS 2003 - Huia Publishers: The awards are me started on 9/11) and the USA invades commercialism?[...]their stories to a wider audience. The winners of the[...]Rebecca Tuiletoa for organising and making the whole[...]awards will be invited to attend the Maori Writers’ Festival[...]casion possible. Also we thank Tini (president of the in the last week of September 2003 in Wellington. An ent[...]helped cooking the great meal that we had.[...]t until The Editor[...]Writers’ Milieu and benefit by using the group as both a 4. A lovely lady called K[...]experiments. Not only that; the group will help you get[...]your prose and poetry PUBLISHED (surely the goal of all[...]The CHAFF letterbox (Turitea) is located outside Cafe[...]Letters can also be dropped off for us at the MUSA[...] |
| [...]r minimum voter turnout is imposed on the[...]ivory towers are again behind the times. referendum, and that MUSA uses t[...]hfully, gauge if the members’ opinions it collects[...]are representative enough for the[...]Re: The Bates Column good j[...]s just one point I wanted to make feel the organisation should make sure it[...]about the column Carl Bates wrote the has a clear mandate to cover an issu[...]the GE debate.[...]FROM THE LEFT[...]and paid more. The intent of this, it seems,[...]While the debate rages over the imminent attack on Iraq,[...]those on both sides of the spectrum criticise the US (and[...]course is incorrect. Even the mainstream media has[...]But frankly, I think it is naive Where were the hippies? They were not at reported the mass protests in New York and Washington[...]o think that more money = better people. the AGM to talk about the GE referendum LETTERS POLICY 2002[...]The saying “you get what you pay for”[...]overwhelming majority of the US population share Bush’s[...]desire for war. But is this really the case? Is there really consider the number of extremely well paid it. So some[...]xecutives who foul it up on a regular the MUSA committee and bypassing the those closest to the action think, the diplomats and the[...]e money is no guarantee against AGM, and the last SGM, and hence 2. All letters must co[...]y. All you get when you offer bypassing the general student public. The address and phone number. You can sign your[...]d (12/03/03) letters with a pseudonym but we need the real High school in Ankara, Turkey. A s[...]much potential for incompetency as the showed that we, meaning the student info for legal reasons. This information[...]the needs of the children of American diplomats and[...]military personnel. The school itself was situated in the[...]last. The Higher Salaries Commission is a[...]perfect example (the name itself is telling -[...]body, can’t even decide on the questions to[...]will Our favourite caption wins the prize. Get yours into 3. Political letters ma[...]involved passing AK47-wielding soldiers on the other side[...]s greed. This is a common trend represent the student’s bodies’ views? pseudonyms. of razor wire and the school bus was checked for bombs[...]This thing needs to be buried. The[...]us by 5pm on Wednesday. Multiple entries on the using a strange mirror contraption to look at the[...]nother issue...). their limited time as does the student bullshit. We define this as the discrimination or basis and a friend’s ca[...]Our contact details are on the letters page ignorance. Chaff is not a vehicle for negative or alumni email loop – usually the most interesting thing those in the Pentagon and White House have all the facts paid a simple allowance, an honorarium,[...]had a straight, thus enabling them to make the best decision. removing the greed incentive and creating I know that for many people the fast trip to the rubbish bin. baby. That was until a member of the group sent an anti- I underestimated my fellow alumni. The a system whereby only those with a tr[...]American and Iraqi, a waste of money when the US has would certainly cost less, with much the may join any of the groups that have an The people on the email loop have an interesting an ever increasing group beneath the poverty line, a same results.[...]perspective on a future war – all have lived in the middle- waste of efforts that could be more c[...]all know what it feels like to live surrounded by the assisting the people of Iraq to over throw Saddam, but Mr[...]his column. Though I’ll The hippies are the Massey Enviro military (even to the extent where many have become also a waste of the efforts made by many within the US probably never agree with you, it’s[...]group. Environmentalists are anti-GE in 7. The Editor reserves the right to censor extremely desensitised), a[...]to be seen as a responsible member of the international interesting to read a political column in the same way that bulls are anti-red; it or abridge l[...]m their every day life. I would community. The desire for peace doesn’t stop at national C[...]just goes with the lifestyle choice. So where be deemed inappropriat[...]too long. have predicted that most of the people that attended my borders. A simple scratch of the surface revealed an - P. Ridge were they? The Environmental Officer was[...]school would be in favour of the war – as children of underbelly of co[...]not at the meeting despite the anti-GE 8. The Editor reserves the right not to diplomats there is a heightened comprehension of the thought I would find it least.[...]letters. If this happens feel free to come up to the Chaff office and discuss it.[...]LETTER OF THE WEEK apology for the Environmental Officer’s[...]absence, which indicates that the MUSA[...]committee knew that they would not be 9. The Editor reserves the right to offer[...]present. This means that any points the people/organisations named in letters immediate reply. The Bull Ring[...]Having just attended the MUSA AGM and[...]once again being subjected to the extended[...]up for discission in the way that everyone[...]debate over the “Should MUSA have a else is forc[...]War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. The[...]currently situation in the Middle East has escalated out of[...]opinion. The debate that has ensued at the that any one at MUSA would disagree with[...]s no business from you and forced in to the results of All columns and reviews.[...]I know at the SGM held last year, is making MUSA look ba[...]ving an not deserve. For these reasons the idea of competition entries, news & news features[...]human rights issues, for example the scrapped.[...]have to don our red bands to milk the cows and shear[...]those sheep. Why you ask, because we are the anchor of The GE issue is however an issue where WHO TO TALK TO[...]the evidence on both sides of the debate is[...]tenuous and the moral issue not so clear. Dear CHAFF[...]and on May 10 the Ag boys and girls will be partying up at[...]sue here I love lecturers like this, where the lecturer THE EDITOR the annual Ag/Hort ball. This is to be a classy affai[...]opy submissions - columns, reviews, the Cossie Club, involving current and past students[...]University studying in the practice of actually have to listen t[...]ent these students if it has By the time this goes to print, I’m Ph: 350 4500 ext 7[...]saving your pennies. Come closer to the time I’ll release[...]ed@musa.org.nz more of the top-secret information.[...]ong”. Considering I’ve been 18 for the last three[...]Ag/Hort Rugby. Last year the Vet rugby team[...]took from the Ag boys the greatest prize rugby has to offer, the original Massey Rams horns. Yeah mate, they won the[...]discouraging the use of 25-year-old[...]boasted about the size horns for the first time in history. Well, the conspiracy[...]ology that has yet to cause any Bob the Builder drink bottle again. Email: chaff.news.ed@[...]boys know the Vet girls turned out in force only to watch[...]up with Kristov, and spend the day in bed[...]us, as those Vet guys are too feminine to show the sexy CHAFF welcomes your columns, or even is no stipulation in the terms of the mourning my youth. Then I’ll stumb[...]girls some respect. But, the result was the Ag boys[...]presented at the AGM) as to what MUSA young and nubil[...]resulting in a sub-par performance on the rugby field.[...]v@musa.org.nz Secondly, the bulk of the first fifteen was resting because[...]rugby teams the following day. For this reason we decided or at the MUSA Fishbowl (Hokowhitu) or write tu[...]ng, technical enquiries to let the Vets win. This has given us the opportunity to[...]have very strong opinions on the issue at Enough of my moaning[...]play for a better cause this year; we want the horns back. CHAFF, Private Bag 11-222 P[...]for my wife, seeing as I’m stuck with the Email: chaff.design.ed@musa.org.nz Anyhow, if you want to play rugby for the Ag team this likelihood the net result from a referendum woman for all[...]of the sort MUSA is proposing would be a[...]team entering in the senior fourths for the coming season.[...]handful of votes from either end of the source that the Queen does indeed live at[...] |
| [...]Blurring the Boundaries Sixty-seven students were welcomed by the MUSA President, Andrea Grant, to the Annual General Meeting in SSLB1, last[...]Apologies were taken from Matthew Hodgetts, the[...]You see, I’ve been doing some reading on the very odd things[...]Postgraduate Students’ Officer, and Jo McVeagh, the[...]that happen near the boundaries of sex, sexuality and gender,[...]The minutes from the 2002 AGM and SGM (Special[...]The 2002 President’s reported, prepared by the[...]The Budget was presented, and many questions[...]things, were asked by the students about the figures. Most of these[...]war in the West for several decades, and it’s nowhere near[...]the Budget was carried.[...]singing the praises of sex toys, then turn the page and learn how The official newspaper of the Massey University annually at the AGM. It was agreed that Pricewaterhouse[...]you yourself can spread the teachings of Jesus by fighting the Students’ Association[...]Cooper, trading as Audit Link, be appointed as the MUSA[...]Anyway, one of the major battles in this little Pri[...]cultural war of ours has to do with sexuality. On the one side 11-222[...]In general business, the issue of the genetic[...]engineering referendum was discussed. The referendum[...]long as nobody is harmed. On the other side, you have people proportions[...]should have been held before the AGM but it was explained,[...]have any questions or to a person of the opposite sex and begin popping out babies.[...]intersexed babies are born. Which basically means the doctors EDITOR that the four options in the referendum were too narrow;[...]sleeping with one or two odd...I mean, the baby’s right there, it’s naked, what’s the Ph: 350 4500 ext. 7134[...]others along the way. People who aren’t entirely comfortable problem? Surprisingly, it can get difficult. The genitals of chaff.ed@musa.org.nz genetic engineering. Some changes were made to the[...]The first motion was put that the referendum[...]too much about how can’t tell. So what the doctors usually do is take their best[...]I guess, I can actually guess, haul out the scalpels, and chop, cut and scrape away when the President put the motion regarding the content of chaff.news.ed@musa.org.nz the referendum, a number of students got up and left.[...]NATOR It is understood the students left, not as a protest,[...]Often they make the wrong guess, and spend the following years Jared van Echten[...]@musa.org.nz This left the AGM below quorum and therefore[...]cerned, though, that’s just a injecting the kids with various hormones to make sure their[...]unable to pass the motion. An SGM will be held some time[...]Notice Board: MUSA this. The stuff I’ve read that really set me off on this[...]soon to vote on the motion, so keep your eye on CHAFF for DESIGN EDITOR the date of the SGM.[...]corridor - look for the bright boundary-blurring thing was much more ba[...]This certainly sucks, but it’s a thing of the past, Graeme Beal[...]Ph: 350 4516 harmed at the 2003 MUSA AGM. Well, that’s Adam’s story[...]UniQ box: 25 in the MUSA good. Man with man, or woman[...]in a lot of cases. Not that ‘help’ is really the Cartoonists:[...]I wouldn’t be reassured by the fact that they[...]World Vision is preparing to commit funds from the 40-Hour “It is necessary for u[...]Famine to the possible humanitarian crisis in the Middle[...]the humanitarian crisis that would eventuate. If the war doesn’t Tuesday at MALGRA (turn[...]left and up the stairs at the think the emotional reactions of[...]In addition, extra funds from the Famine may be the humanitarian cost of a war would be grave, partic[...]note that sometimes hadn’t taken the queer lane on the[...]New Zealanders take part annually in the Famine, raising[...]s so keep an eye on homosexuality, just like the[...]enz Frank This year the 40-Hour Famine is being held on[...]kinks that allow them to ignore the Y and Nick Gibb[...]dan, Kuwait, Turkey and Iran. the web-site/Deviant page Homophobia’s easy[...]some of their cells and XY in the rest. Plus Green, says the organisation is still hoping for a peaceful[...]uncomfortable with the notion of[...]coast on their moral inertia right into the casual homophobia So ho[...]n anything to a life of quiet struggle with the rest of the word. some men really are wome[...]t Some men and women are actually neither. The weird part is, Duncan McCann[...]se. Rabid fear of even touched on all the many, many things that can happen Be[...]Massey’s bureaucracy is...no, I take that back. The way this ridiculous already, don’t yo[...]erstandable nor sensible, The division of humans into men and women is[...]manticians myself, but I have to say: the distinction is understandable, but M[...]etty interesting things to back Next week: The post-modern social construction of gender, and[...]when you come along to the me up.[...]First, let’s look at the basics. I mean the basic Erin Wilson[...]now basics, too. What, exactly, is the difference between men and Z[...]cause - wow - it’s really Got any ideas for the Deviant page? Ever wanted to try your[...]lf? Give it a shot! DISCLAIMER: The views and ideas expressed within CHAFF[...]its. Do a quick search of your friends right now. 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| [...]Last Wednesday, March 12, the leader of the ACT Party,[...]theatre in the social science lecture block.[...]The theme of Mr Prebble’s talk was[...]“Liberalism – the movement of the 21st century”. Mr[...]Prebble believes liberalism will be the dominant political[...]• We Liberals believe that individuals are the rightful[...]To acknowledge the Tiriti O Waitangi as the founding[...]• At the core of a free society is the right to own[...]to, while at all times being accountable for the[...]• The world has never been wealthier. In capitalist[...]societies the poorest families have a living standard[...]a stove, washing machine, TV, In Loving Memory of the pom-pom that was,[...]standard of living not imagined in thethe[...]standard made possible by the free enterprise system. but is never more – oh,[...]• Most in the bottom 20 percent [of income earners] are • The insistence of a new, better-educated generation o[...]Talking about TV sucking, what’s with the[...]• A Liberal says that it is legitimate for the state to help will triumph in the 21st century.[...]those in genuine need but we reject the notion of[...]and on behalf of Manawatahi whanau and the because I’m sure no one else has, darn it. Why me, oh (Jo Cotton) but c’mon, it was the only show brave enough[...]After his speech Mr Prebble took questions from the floor.[...]redistributive justice will involve the coercive powers He was asked a number of int[...]those classics as crap. I’m a child of the eighties, therefore of the state and will create injustice. such as: reforming dog laws, the war in Iraq, government[...]level and supports the Kaiwhakahaere position. moments silence in remembrance of the pom-pom that when I hear stuff like The Cure, INXS, UB40, The Police • The state should only do those things that individuals funding of the America’s Cup, Maori education,[...]Kaitaiki Putea – takes care of the financial aspects for was on my beanie. Note the use of the word was. I say that and Dire Straits, I ge[...]cannot do: defence, the Courts, the police. prostitution law reform, student loans, the “brain drain”,[...]Kaiwhakarite Hui – is responsible for the planning and idea to attack my beanie, which used[...]organisation of Manawatahi main events in the year. poms, and eat one. Oh the tragedy, I’m so sad. So in was up w[...]• It is not necessary for the state to own kindergartens, And now for some[...]on, Te tribute to that brave beanie that suffered the attack with song. How dare they ruin a perf[...]universities to provide an equal The second speaker in the “New Zealand Now” lecture[...]series is JEANETTE FITZSIMONS, co-leader of the Green Name: Paul Lyons.[...]the original without seeing that kid riding his bike![...]• Taxing the population merely to return the money in Party. Jeanette Fitzsimons will[...]Position: Lecturer in the Institute of I have noticed in my time[...]contributions to the media,which include Te Kohinga[...](CHAFF) and Mana Irirangi (99.4fm). Atawhai until the third week or so. Why is this? Are we th[...]• The ACT Party does not seek office. We seek to be a[...]Kaiminiti - documents the Manawatahi Hui A Whanau[...]ms), 159.799 (Computer Science Honours think that the other whanau members are. Our[...]By the way whanau, I am in no way an angry[...]erson usually, however, I am willing to hunt down the[...]good idea to ruin Sisters Underground’s song In the[...]Te Atawhai is the Maori students space. All Maori[...]students are welcome to use the kitchen facilities and[...]for the science junkies[...]nyway) because I am bloody pissed. enjoy the warm atmosphere of whanaungatanga. A[...]Or I could just track the pillock down and force feed him[...]lecturership in Computer Science at Auckland with the vast majority of people – unless you are some[...]ed carrots until he gives me free Sky Digital for the[...]stalker, then she will probably beat your ass to the be appreciated, though the good conversation and[...]dimensions” is the title of the second presentation in the ground. The Kaiawhina (Leigh Albert) is also a nice person, rest of my natural life. The latter sounds more productive environment[...]gural professorial lecture series being hosted by thethe welfare of[...]in New Zealand since the age of two. others. There are just so many qualit[...]The speaker this week is Professor Geoff about concer[...]for Manawatahi Computer Room, located in the MUSA[...]ur family: I’m married to Karen Lyons - another the thing is people (especially those of you at the College of[...]d around Education); there are representatives at the Hokowhitu[...]the university. We have two daughters, Katherine, a c[...]His research interests revolve around probing the most[...]Massey student, and Alexandra, in the fourth form at didn’t think I’d leave you out[...]up the molecular transformations in our cells that are m[...]CHAFF’s favourite quote for the week comes from someone[...]Briefly describe your position on the war in Iraq: supportive people. We don’t discri[...]we here at the newspaper have the utmost admiration for - Well, for the moment, I can say that I’m glad there isn’t don’t happen to be taking Maori, as with some of the[...]the United States’ Secretary of Defence, Donald Rum[...]be bothered about the whole writing for you guys thing. The great man is clarifying the United States’ policy on the[...]to need to bully someone who all (does it show?). The last experience with Maori culture[...]He’s army, hence the advice from last week. Oh, and[...]rs lack or studies I had was when I tried to join the kapahaka[...]can be used to understand the fundamental molecular[...]the imagination to realise that rhetorical bullying n[...]processes of life and also to aid the rational design of[...]drugs, taking some of the guess work out of this often but I’d like to set the record straight. If you are of Maori wrote th[...]obtained from a Te Roopu Whaiti member or thethe Marsden Lecture Theatre at the Turitea campus. gosh, I sound desperate! Oh well.[...]to talk to people around campus. He’s the army dude with the nice uniform during term. All students[...]al time to have your say about Maori with some of the other services that Massey has on offer, a[...]ral Meeting, Well now, I’m done with the whole trying to sell he is a lovely guy (ple[...]ho you are, [MANAWATAHI CONTACTS] held at Arena Manawatu, down on Pascal Street. I’m not[...]bands there – Che Fu, Nesian Mysik, K’Lee and the birthday) screw you – I no longe[...]4514 the sounds, now it’s time to support them. Come on,[...]Students Space, both located off the Kiwitea Lounge in hear the ads for that I think about men’s razors, I wond[...]the MUSA Building. why).[...] |
| [...]above the Students Centre in the Kiwitea Lounge. It’s a[...]year’s turned out to be better. I think part of the reason[...]The fourth MUSA Executive meeting was held on Friday,[...]March 7, 2003, in the MUSA boardroom. Hello from the VP’s Office (there[...]acknowledge the woman or women that tidied up this[...]the words of my predecessor as[...]space last week, you are awesome and I was not the only[...]debating and discussing Iraq, and putting to the students because no-one was late – ho[...]of 2001, he gave the impression Email me, call me, tell me your th[...]ng things like student fees welcomed to the meeting. Also attending for thethe Pacific Island[...]e Have a wonderful week, celebrate the status of Inco[...]is what the other parties are promising or you can have • The previous meeting’s minutes were accepted, with[...]and, given the conservative[...]le you to pay off your one amendment, and the mail dealt with.[...]and policy. He even gained the - Erin Wilson, Women Students’ Officer[...]student debt. I have discussed the fact that the ACT Party • General business was dealt w[...]thinks that the present system of allowances isn’t fair. • The President, Andrea Grant, submitted her weekly[...]We’re not talking about reducing the money, but I actually written report. She met with the new Vice-Chancellor the University by pointing out inconsistencies in[...]nment grading policy that in part revolved around the[...]I always find it interesting that the other political parties[...]use of the words ‘final mark’ as opposed to ‘final gra[...]seems to be the Green Party’s position – never talk about[...]whether the system is fair or whether it needs to be[...]the first-year students’ powhiri, met with Student[...]Blair has regained his self-respect. Contrary to the[...]explain the review and appeal process for the different[...]to the University Grievance Procedures is now part of the Kia Ora/Hi,[...]CHAFF: Would you say ACT is the party most in touch with • Notices: An[...]Moreover, the MUSA ‘researcher’ did not simply die. Far[...]d are re-energized and process. In 2001, at the insistence of MUSA, StudyLink[...]from the idea being buried, Executive’s ability to looking forward to the year. I included a review step in the process for the first time. So[...]enjoyable now, if you don’t agree with the decision they’ve made, you[...]effect this year with a budget allocation. The starting co[...]h with students – well, that verbally on the latest happenings within their[...]point I used for arguing the case for this research budget[...]ning ones. send them a letter referring to the decision in question,[...]was Blair’s proposal from the previous year! Well done, MUSA is directed by an stating the reason why you disagree with it and including Oka[...]student opinion’’– when in fact • The Women’s Officer, Erin Wilson, and Recreation an[...]on you consider relevant. usual) on Wednesday and the Editor, by way of greeting, students are just like the rest of the population. Some are Leisure Officer, Mar[...]on the ‘real world’ of national politics.[...]hers couldn’t care less. reports from the NZUSA conference they attended[...]The second thing I want to talk about is the president: Andrea heads this confirm or overturn the original decision. If the decision an hour. Excellent! I go into panic mode[...]earlier in the year.[...]Massey Charter. This is the high level document that committee and the rest of MUSA isn’t overturned you then hav[...]that ACT’s stance on war with Iraq • The Massey University Rugby League Club requires[...]states the mission of the University and defines its[...]very stylishly as she’s very writing to the Student Allowance Appeal Authority. This him….[...]purpose and functions. The Mission Statement says that committed,[...]too is a simple process. Just write to the Authority with a[...]t it isn’t. I’m not MUSA applies to the Pelorus Trust on their behalf.[...]research and scholarship at Massey will benefit the wider Our executive represents your interests on a statement of why you believe the decision should have CHAFF: I understand you’re going around all the university saying what I say about Iraq in order to be popular; I’m The amount they require is approximately $9,500.[...]community. Values of the University listed include such variety of committees throughout the University and at a been made in your favo[...]think our government an application to the Pelorus Trust for the above[...]According to the Charter, supporting its educational[...]r Prebble: No, it isn’t. Well, firstly, I share the cynicism has intellectually looked through wh[...]g both staff and hesitate to contact the Vice President (Education). worth pop[...]• MUSA’s 75th theme song: Matthew Hodgetts, the[...]students to participate in the governance of the I am the MUSA Post Graduate Students’ Officer dis[...]University”. Since the government’s tertiary reforms came and according to the MUSA guidelines my role involves change their minds. who seeks to have the honour of representing you should Howard unable to discuss what is possibly the most Auckland University Student[...]into effect, the Charter must also be aligned with the mainly helping post grads in what is needed. I’m primarily The review and appeal process is a little different c[...]ue. And so ACT important issue facing the world, it shows how isolated felt cou[...]ntly, concerned with issues relating to the resourcing, quality for decisions made for entitlements under the jurisdiction does that – as a standard way of o[...]the document last revised in 1997 is currently gettin[...]presentation of postgraduate students of the Social Security Act 1964, for example, call ‘outreach tours’. ACT does very well at the campuses There’s no doubt Saddam Hussein is a blood-thirsty this item to the MUSA 75th committee.[...]throughout the academic process. My job is also to[...]• MUSA houses: Matthew wanted to know if the MUSA[...]up of three senior staff has been set monitor the quality, assessment and workloads of[...]ions is a hollow institution. No- item to the VP Welfare, Bevan Jackson, to follow up.[...]library form within three months of the date of the decision. Then need – just like all other clubs[...]s. the appropriate agency will set up a Benefit Review m[...]ow CHAFF: Is New Zealand going to win the cricket world cup? little support, and[...]ity representative how they can become members of the ACT campus clubs, Mr[...]redefining the mission and purpose of the University? Will • Assist post gradua[...]the values that Massey is committed to or its educati[...]was the best performance by a New Zealand fast bowler[...]purpose change in a new draft of the Charter? Is the • Monitor the University’s aegrotat and impaired attend in person (recommended). If the committee doesn’t CHAFF: Has your campus tour h[...]king group’s job restricted to merely restating the performance procedures. overturn the original decision, applicants can then appeal stu[...]one of the greatest fast bowlers of all time, Richard Hadlee[...]mission to meet the government’s requirements? I have • Represent grads on various committees (I’m on the within three months to an independent tribunal, called the Mr Prebble: It’s been an extremely successful tour – I’m So we’ve certainly got the strike weapon – we certainly discus[...]sought answers to some of these questions from the Graduate Studies committee of[...]ial Social Security Appeal Authority. Like the Student not sure why, but we have enrolled more n[...]does in the new Charter. The University must fulfil its[...]the Student Allowance Appeal Authority and appellants[...]altogether. Only matters to do with recovery of the debt[...]mo@massey.ac.nz and committing to the loans contract are empowered[...]In the subject line write:<subscription request>[...]In the body line of the message write:<subscribe mu-[...]can still take the matter up with them and you must be[...]I am Erin Wilson, the Women http://www.musa.org.nz/execti[...]with the centre’s manager in person. If this doesn’t w[...]Depending on the specific situation, there may also be[...]recourse through the Ombudsman’s Office or the Humans[...]is the first woman to hold the[...]on advocacy@musa.org.nz, or come on up to the MUSA[...]MUSA is not about promoting the power that women hold.[...] |
| [...]ban cigar he no on the student body for its success or failure. It also[...]have tried explaining this to the executive but I suspect[...]baby). you explain the complete lack of crack (heh heh, that[...]rhymed) to be found in the hallowed halls of MUSA? In[...]Clark, the PM herself, who[...]Canterbury you practically have to swim through the stuff,[...]can put it on your chips. And in Auckland, the executive[...]coat themselves in it and stand outside the cafeteria so[...]accessories - I feel the cat Wednesday lunchtime all the students can run up and get[...]king thing. Or an Auckland thing...and in Dunedin the thethe projected American-led invasion[...]Fuck Those Poxy Students Up Some More in the Hope be entirely s[...]Success or failure, that’s right. Well, the latest[...]his article in last week’s CHAFF basically put the case for a US-led[...]invasion of Iraq. Here I’m putting the case against it.[...]Thursday for me) is the national day of action. GATS[...]Across the world, over ten million people, including tens of thousands in the[...]self, have taken part in public protests opposing the United States’ war[...]200 countries, had signed an e-mail petition to the United Nations Security Council, BET YOU[...]opposing Bush’s war, and by the time it would be presented, on March 10, the number[...]HELEN: I fear it may give it away to the students a bit. ch[...]in selling education on a profit-making basis and the perception that the projected assault upon Iraq is grossly immoral, i[...]HELEN: Yes...what about we follow the international just[...]look by the time this article gets published, goodness knows. Lamentably, the logic and[...]imperatives. There is a terrifying sense that the Bush clique have locked themselves into CHAFF was established on the probably won’t be affected (though BA’s sho[...]an inexorable war dynamic, regardless of the collapse of any shred of justification.[...]Since President George Bush Junior has exploited the concept of evil, let’s thought could be spared for our kids, or even for the next[...]HELEN: Let’s call it The Budget. few lots w[...]of evil” was always facile crap. But neither is the United[...]HAFF (rhymes with laugh) beneath our noses by the Government and the WTO. We’ve[...]I don’t really believe States of America the “Great Satan” of the more extreme Iranian ayatollahs.[...]ne nation, as such, is innately literally means the waste public debates on GATS or debates in Par[...]righteous. The naïve appeal of political melodrama tempts you t[...]the first place, it’s an international WTO thing -[...]companies listed in the documentation the Iraqis supplied to the United Nations a few product from wheat, or they had to be lobbied to stick it on the Government web[...]people like you, nations on “our side,” as the good guys, so anyone opposed to you and[...]sts, or to theirs, must needs be bad, not just “the competition.” light-hearted banter. no[...]doesn’t mean it can’t bite you in the ass. So can a Jack[...]The glaring hypocrisy of the British clique in professing outrage at the Iraqis’[...]internationally as the world’s most boring dog. This is the[...]possession of the very same “weapons of mass destruction” which the Americans and (Gen[...]issue of the week, and, once again, come up if you have[...]addam Hussein’s viciousness as a dictator, when the USA knew all about his blame the Government. You can imagine the meetings, ken All the same, individuals, groups or governments can and[...]worst excesses, during the 1980s, and cared nothing about them, since he was[...]an underground lair far beneath the Beehive. Steve[...]is their impact upon other human beings, or upon the sustainability[...]of the environment of the planet. Regardless of professed intentions at the time, or of[...]claims to be serving some cause, if the consequences stink badly enough, the actions are the 200,000 deaths, maybe half of them civilian, caused by the US during the 1991 Gulf[...]War, and the subsequent avoidable deaths of somewhere between[...]raqis, more than half of them children, caused by the cynically restrictive[...]thologically evil. We have seen this with Hitler, the Nazis and the SS in Germany, with sanctions regime, recurrent bombings, and the after-effects of the use of dirty depleted[...]the torturers and killers in apartheid South Africa, and with the Khmer Rouge regime in uranium munitions in 1991, for which the United States has to bear responsibility.[...]the killing fields of Cambodia, but these are excepti[...]The drive towards a war on Iraq now has had nothing l[...]Lance Morow in ‘The Real Meaning of Evil” in Time magazine (Februar[...]Bush’s so-called “War on Terrorism,” since the Iraqis had nothing whatsoever to do[...]writes that “The truth about evil that needs attention now is its shallow, deadly, fungus with al-Qaeda, or the September 11 2001 attacks on New York and Washing[...]…are often moved to evil deeds, like blowing up the Other. Don’t Osama bin Laden is highly antagonistic towards the Sunni brand of Islam, and has[...]istic evil passes like an electric current though the world and through It derives from the Bush clique’s doctrine of pre-emptive war, decl[...]onwards, which entails invading any country which the US government perceives[...]reat to American power and interests some time in the future. What this[...]his time; although he is not the “devil” Zhou Zheng imagines. At the same time, George irrelevant. It[...]h them now. This doctrine is directly contrary to the[...]undreds) of thousands of innocent Iraqis, because the way it is planned to letter and spirit of the United Nations Charter, and so fifty years’ evo[...]happen will involve the deliberate destruction of the infrastructure of Baghdad and other[...]imilar to Adolf Hitler’s rationale for invading the Soviet Union in 1941.[...]sewerage systems, The post-Vietnam American way of making war involves[...]bridges, roads), on which the lives of millions if Iraqis depend, and because it is a callous from the air, and extreme violence against any suspected threat, to minimise the risk of[...]and cynical seizure of the resources of another nation, in this case, obviou[...]gle Cruise missile, deliberately targeted against the Amiriya air raid[...]Baghdad, incinerated 400 women and children. Now, the American military[...]merely “anti-American.” Ironically, thethe first two days of war.[...]at face value the line-pushing of the Bush clique, or of the mainstream American media). - John[...]Those opposing the war are, then, sharing the stance of the majority of Americans.[...]From the US government’s point of view, Saddam Hussein is the worst kind of[...]riega of Panama, who tried to run his country for the benefit of Panamanians, or[...]aden, who served US interests in helping to drive the Soviet army out of[...]Afghanistan, before he became disenchanted by the breaking of US promises of aid to[...]rebuild the country.[...]Saddam Hussein’s rise to power, within the Baath Party regime, was actively[...]assisted by the CIA in 1979, and right through to 1990 he was pol[...]armed by the USA, as its ally against the enemy of that time, Iran. Regardless of the[...]rgo upon armaments supplies to either side during the Iran-Iraq War,[...]from 1985 onward, the American government actively facilitated the purchase of[...]weaponry from US companies, including the biological and chemical weaponry George[...]Ironically, the Senate’s investigation into the Iran-Contragate scandal revealed[...]that the US had been supplying arms to the Iranians as well. In either case, there were[...]Israel or South Africa as the ostensible recipients.[...]The British were also lavish suppliers of weaponry, w[...]“seeds” coming from the Ministry of Defence research station at Porton Do[...]l weaponry. British arms manufacturers, including the government’s own trading[...]arm, were well-represented among the |
| [...]Massey rugby tour to South Africa The affects of alcohol on sporting The Massey University senior rugby team departed for[...]South Africa three weeks ago to participate in the Tukkies[...]never got off the performance[...]universities. The group of 30, including 26 players and[...]I WAS DRUNK (the night before, but not[...]WILLIAM: (gibbering Sensible drinking is one of the main focuses for the LOOK |
| [...]Zoltar: The Picker of Berries[...]Time to make some repairs to the insulation in your flat, especially with all the late, late[...]of Easter Tourney the Editor, the bastard - is he scared of me or[...]virgin isn’t always the best way to get a lay - and[...]your hair is too big. All the fellas on your footy team[...]something out, people need to get a life. However the Editor says will take the piss.[...]The Auckland University Students’ Association[...]at the moment. That boil on your butt will be you,[...](AUSA) withdrew from USNZ, the Tourney organising body,[...]driving you crazy, like no-one else by the money completely. Oh well, it can’t get[...]asons, at a USNZ hui held on January 15- 1. The Vet Pond. What the hell is in there, can it? The only way is up baby.[...]middle of the week. You need two flatmates nuclear waste, the Loch Ness monster or[...]come Thursday, one to hold you down, and the worse, horny ag students?[...]apply a hot tea spoon. 2. Those old guys at the gym. Where do[...]s associations based on 3. Random people in the bushes, what are because of the cyanide scare, but a little closer to[...]You’ve never been likened to a goddess of the they doing?[...]home… Your flatmate’s been stuffing bogeys up the[...]ountaintop before, so no wonder you’re 4. The gravel pit, it’s so big and scary. At[...]man. Pity he’s a complete jerk. night the ghosts of people who never[...]fish, and called your mother a slag by the end 5. The buses. 12A, 14B? It’s just a random[...]of the week. route; the bus driver is just as lost as against the war in Iraq is a nice thought, but you[...]“We won the shield last year,” said Kelly, “but for[...]the four previous years the university has insisted on town, it reads “How the #@&^ did I what the hell. You’ve come so far, hold on for one[...]Blues – Any team to beat the Crusaders – let alone by 39- make it h[...]5 – deserves a place in the winners section. At the 6. Tech students.[...]tard after Duckworth/Lewis The University Games, which will take place April[...]expense of sounding like a jafa, the Blues could win the 7. Why is there that one seat on concourse[...]21, have been running for 101 years. This will be the that no one will sit on?[...]lot this year…if the Highlanders don’t. only[...]It’s time to re-kindle an old flame. The timing’s just[...]s not participated. 8. Those lost people in the library. Do they[...]o be on in case of a Meanwhile, at the same USNZ hui, the University[...]Black Caps – Against the odds, the boys came through in live there?[...]the odd trip-wire and razor blades in the tree- the games they needed they needed to win. Great batting 9. Where did all the sparrows go? Why are[...]withdrawal was due to concerns that USNZ 10. The gremlins in the Massey computer[...]earlier games proved enough for a berth in the Super Six. year when they lost three in a row at the business end of[...]the season. provide me with the necessary information on time – or[...]bunch to the best record over the past month in the NBA,[...]international sport? After they got pasted in the Ashes, Neal said the about-turn was not due to an[...]Australia – The best team in cricket (both forms) has putting the Aussies on a pedestal as gods. Now, he jumps[...]the shield – and we want to host thethe[...]there if they’d made the Super Six. withdrawal from the National Students Association[...](NZUSA), only to rescind such motions at the last minute.[...]an laugh at Canterbury fans for one week, so make the[...]the Michael Schumacher of the Indy Racing League, Gil[...]conferences, although repeated use reduces the efficacy of[...]entirely composed of current students, except for the[...]the Sri Lankan batsman who turned up at the world cup smaller campuses of Massey Alba[...]disappointing season for the Chiefs, who haven’t found[...]not be eligible to win the major or minor shields.[...]too), but the shame doesn’t stop there. The Brumbies,[...]prospect in the backline, whilst Riki Flutey has been in[...]year, all three were in the top four. That’s tops.[...]A look at the evolution of aerobics, instructing, and how to[...]Thank you all very much for the turn out for the trials. So[...]far they have been very successful. The team lists[...](competitive and social) will be up on the sports notice mirrored walls.[...]Massey Soccer is starting to find its stride as the[...]board in the Massy gym from Monday, March 17.[...]cementing our dominance in the social scene and on the[...]you can still do so by seeing Brendan at the White House fluoro leg warmers and the phenomena (now re-named as[...]various soccer pitches around the country. Massey[...]Soccer is again the largest senior soccer club in the[...]region, as the demand to play in our student[...]What better way to work out than with the latest[...]The men’s first XI kicked their pre-season off[...]which had just beaten Palmerston North Marist 2-0 the[...]Although the traditional FA Cup flat crawl is not[...]too far away, we’ll be kicking off the social season with a[...]start-of-season do” supported by our sponsors - The Fitz[...]Speights - complete with “loyal” theme. Since the[...]However, the wonderful experience of seeing[...]people get a difficult combination for the first time or just[...]all the pent-up loyalty inside. Here is a chance to wave[...]the flag of your favourite soccer club. And yes,[...]starts THIS SATURDAY at the Massey gym, or ask at[...] |
| [...]music The Dilemma of Absence Tania Butcher is a foundin[...]I started a section on ‘The Controlled Breakfast’ called Never mind the bollocks, here’s the sex pistols.[...]our flatmates’, and do you think anyone The greatest rock band ever? Maybe. The greatest[...]album title ever? Almost certainly (although Feed the[...]I’ll give you the paraphrased version – No. Fat Woman Some Pies by Boy and the Bubbles comes[...]They don’t call. The millions of fans worldwide close - I saw it i[...]ning to hear me relaxing in my spa sell me the CD cover alone. The band itself was shit).[...]pool - chillin’ with the mice that make the music go The record itself is sheer fucking genius and showcas[...]two of the most enduring waster icons of all time -[...]diet of boiled lollies and bitch slaps, and the[...]doesn’t even feature on most of the album, due to his[...]ou who don’t spend your time The songs themselves range from political[...]masturbating to pages 314 and 315 of the Oxford concise polemic under the guise of whiny British whinging to[...]whiny British whinging under the guise of whiny[...]Mana Irirangi is the Maori students’ radio show running Email. That is the answer. If people are going to British whinging. They all sound the same except three,[...]ey don’t want them to which all sound the same. They almost all start with[...]Danyelle, Kereama, and Bex churn out the best find out. So the long and the short of it is this: Whinge Rotten growling[...]particular Maori and Pacific artists. Regulars on the you can make stuff up if you want, and if you’re slutted Glen Matlock - the original bassist who I’m assuming is[...]Che Fu, Trinity Roots, Rhombus, Ill with the people you live with, you can embarrass them the guy on the album - provides some melodic relief.[...]la publicly without their consent…one of the perks of my Paul Cook, drummer, drums qu[...]Dub to name just a few – in fact the Mana Irirangi team high flying job. As well as flatmates, if someone has the introductions before disappearing off for a fag.[...]ave met most of these crews (that’s Danyelle in the pissed you off in the last week, email me your story and I Vicious isn’t even on the cover, but his persona[...]picture with the Nesian Boys!), so stay tuned for special will break the law and publicly humiliate them. That’s pervades everything, just like Rotten’s voice gives the[...]songs life and edge. If Rotten is the band’s voice (and,[...]Turn the soundz up every Thursday night while[...]ious note, I will give you things if judging by the Filth and the Fury doco I bet you[...]you get ready for a night on the town (see you at the Fats your ‘whinging flatmate’ email shows r[...]some of the classics including Ardijah, Patea Maori Club,[...]interested in hearing about then was, is the Sex Pistols’ spirit - unhinged, self-absorbed,[...]and the legendary Billy T.[...]The request line is open during each show, and your[...]choices help the Mana Irirangi team compile each week’s teaching guitar through the Rec programme. It’s only He is listed on the writing credits for the two[...]“Boil Up” (Sundays 3.30pm) – the–top five songs of the $15 per hour lesson, and you’ll be supporting his opening tracks - the fantastic “Holidays in the Sun”,[...]ent life style of two cups of coffee per hour and the with its crunching stamp of an introduction a[...]Tune in during the month of March and put occasional sausage roll from the MUSA shop. Inquire at group chant which propels the chorus (Rotten describes[...]yourself in the draw for a wicked Salmonella Dub prize the Recreation Centre for details. the song as the Pistols’ “crowning glory”), and the[...]pack with cd singles and a frisbee all signed by the band![...]abortion. The opening riff for “Bodies” was later re-used[...]pergrass for “Richard III” on their In it for the[...]Money. The album features at least four undoubted Meredith f[...]s excuses, although something wrong the moment Lisa walked in. Her faded eyes never left the younger[...]classics - the jury is out on “Submission” - but “Pretty she knew the underlying reason for Lisa’s indecision.[...]Vacant” (emphasise the “cant” and you’ll get the point), “Look, Ivy’s an old woman, Lisa[...]inspired vocal. The big two, “Anarchy in the UK”, and “That is not what this is abou[...]“God Save the Queen” are legendary enough by now - “C[...]id Judith dress you like this, Ivy?” she asked. The night nurse tended to put[...]thethe Thames and drowning out the Queen’s 25th Lisa.” Over a cane, glass-topped table Meredith shook the letter at Lisa. Their sister at cov[...]Jubilee celebrations, the sheer madness of the backing Christine sat watching and chomping toast[...]e at Lisa. “Aye, lass. I told her I was feeling the cold.”[...]- and believe me, “Anarchy” itself justifies the ticket Meredith.[...]her youngest sister Lisa probably wouldn’t win the argument out of a bath or a s[...]The final stunner - and Rotten’s favourite - is because Meredith, the oldest, had assumed authority after their mum die[...]the closer, “EMI (unlimited supply)”, a slap in the face car accident at Maramarua five years earlier[...]of the label that had just booted out the Pistols, scared maternal role. Their father had r[...]off by the controversy the band attracted. It is actually and crawling aroun[...]rds. play. Unbeknown to the care-giver, Ivy went further and instructed her L[...]an interesting tune, musically, and the singer’s tour de Lisa defended herself as[...]ese two. Ivy couldn’t understand why was losing the argument and knew it.[...]r bath every day and a wash twice a day. What was the sense[...]“Listen, Lisa,” Meredith argued. “When was the last time you looked at yourself? Not i[...]That we were all just moneymaking in the mirror but“really looked at yourself. You are o[...]She would not back down regardless of the cussing and shouts that Ivy hurled at her. The[...]and breathless. Often she would sit exhausted on the edge of the bath beside[...]f sympathy as though there were a third person in the[...]blind acceptance is a sign Tauranga to run the stud farm when the damned lease runs out and Christine here will Lisa folded Ivy’s cardigan over the back of her chair then opened the tatty curtains.[...]he’ll be a year from now, not to The amber brooch reflected sunlight around the room. Lisa marvelled at the rainbow-like mention a few more years? Dead!”[...]spectrums cast on the drab wall and allowed her mind to imagine stories about the[...]n’t answer. She thrust her chair aside and left the kitchen without touching brooch’s ori[...]EMI (and here is the reason why) her toast and now lukewarm coffee.[...]EMI (I do not need the pressure) “Hah, you can’t answer. You don’t even want to try because you know I speak the Ireland and how was she going to tell her Ivy that she had been offered the chance to[...], as she planned to, revealed to her that she had the day before’s shower, she walked through the cluttered two-bedroom unit to the already made the decision to accept the offer from Ireland. Yet she had mixed emotions.[...]And so the record ends with a slow-burn farting noise lounge. It was late morning but the curtains were closed and the single bare bulb glowed Her sense of[...]and then silence. It was the end of the only proper golden radiance. With her sack-like s[...]album the Sex Pistols ever made, and of the band itself, Connelly was in her usual slouch, and with her typically expectant gaze, facing the door. Lisa continued tidying while listening to the drone of the older woman’s warbling[...]ll?” Lisa always greeted voice from the bathroom as it recited fragmentary anecdotes of f[...]McLaren, the name was trotted out time and again on the old gal beaming with smiles to cheer her. This mo[...]increasingly lame compilations. This is the real thing. avoided looking directly at Ivy and instinctively began shifting things around the room so “What’s wrong, lass?[...]This is the one to get, and get it you should. she could move[...]And I didn’t use the word punk once. The semi-mobile pensioner needed to reach things but[...]- The Tunemeister W. Lisa nuts. Her ritual of reorganising Ivy’s unit for the day and coaxing her into the bath or was.… Oh dear, my memory is poor[...]t to begin. Lisa shifted old letters and bills on the table to make room for on a Persian carp[...]Next Week: Probably something by Bowie or the Beatles a bowl to wash Ivy’s face. This brought[...]Only half-listening, and not with the slightest understanding, Lisa recalled[...]or summat; I’ll save the Dylan and Captain Beefheart till “I’ll[...]her nose into her face-cloth, quietly talking at the same time in muffled[...] |
| [...], and realised, as usual, that Ivy’s drift into the past had become a Junky[...]Its the self infliction[...]through the door as the young woman folded bedclothes dumped haphazardly on the bed[...]to satisfy the addiction[...]the company of your friends or your boyfriend?” She[...]try to fuel the tour bus.[...]“The company I keep aren’t that young, you know,”[...]that handsome fellow in the photograph there with my brother—no, the next photo; yes,[...]compared to Nailbomb – the band, not the invention with[...]The funny thing about it is that he—Seamus, that is[...]which we are all supposed to help stop the war by flinging[...]I found myself amongst the ruins combined weight of jewellery. The event? Kickwaterhead,[...]in the general direction of the White House (not to be[...]d by 7.62 Short, an event described as ‘fun for the the following day.”[...]confused with the Rec Centre’s little off shoot). They’re[...]Lisa moved around the room and glanced at a portrait she hadn’t notic[...]Kickwaterhead began the evening with their set[...]full of originals. Ironically, the only cover they ever play is[...]the latest and greatest frustration release exercise[...]promoted as being like (although the[...]are the place to go for a club meeting[...]of the famine.” Her voice trailed off again and only h[...]and it makes me think of the Beatles[...]r own childhood to Ivy’s. She could still smell the[...]and their counterparts the Lonely[...]herbs in her mother’s garden and the fragrant mint rubbed between her ten-year-old[...]thrust her thoughts to the back of her mind and turned to Ivy.’“Where di[...]The ornately carved, animal-featured chair was the ugliest damned thing she had and the murmurings of fools[...](the real thing – not those crappy bootleg[...]The rest of the fab five[...]see her, she gave it a kick. She felt repelled by the[...]their teeth and eagle’s talons jutting out from the carvings.[...]Ivy stared at the chair for a moment as though she had seen it for the first time, but Does red wine bear the truth[...]concoctions being a hobby of the[...]then dragged the answer from her memory. “Ah, that chair. Let’s see, now. Grandfather or make the truth more bearable? I burrow down[...]again. “They used to make furniture to fit into the shape of A bottle - or two.[...]If you were lucky enough to see them at the the house. Did you know that?”[...]The graphics on it are in a nice circular pattern,[...]Stomach and bear witness to the crazy mosh pit, you’ll[...]‘Ivy-Pivey,’ where did your And as the velvet liquid flows,[...]like on the Lonely Hearts drum skin – another[...]I don’t care for the green pinnacles Blindspott hit Palmy know the enthusiasm of the entire band. From the beginning you see that all the boys are doing what they[...]the toilet and basin in the bathroom which was tucked away in a corner of the small[...]and that multidimensional flavour has mixed over the last[...]Ivy’s voice was barely audible in the background. “They lived near the Kaipara Who knows, but a glass won[...]tired to indulge in head-banging. The audiences of 7.62 year to bring you the product of today. Be sure to catch[...]Short seem to be fairly uniform, though not in the usual[...]paused. She had no memories of the Kaukapakapa farm but she certainly had memories The tongue loosens, shyness disappears You a[...]town on posters small and large. I’ve even had the[...]of her young life on a farm further south of the Bombay hills in the Hauraki Plains. She and the wine flows, opportunity to see them on the back of a bus. Just who like the name Lonely Heart Club suggests, everyone is[...]And as we continue the tradition of musicians[...]explained, not for the first time, that life with her grandparents on the Hauraki Plains’ the wine flows. How often you think of mum the hell am I talking about? Why, West Auckland rocke[...]me?” For those few who haven’t had the pleasure, we’ll[...]heard bits of the story and knew that the farm was covered mainly in bush. Ivy’s[...]we consumed? start with a brief introduction. On the turntables mixing it for the Governor’s on the March 28, and join the political[...]grandfather had cleared the land for farming.[...]icated where. “No, not like that. Put them with the toes facing inwards.” She had a O[...]for her slippers. Lisa’s smile wasn’t lost on the older woman who responded,’“Yes,[...]Buy the[...]’s presence and closed her eyes. She thought of the Tired, tired, tired. all the hype and hysteria to become a one-hit wonder[...]ains; of a big farm that seemed to go on forever. The Government gave them Damn that re[...]land under an immigration scheme but the family eventually sold it. She drifted off into Thank-you my friend for the red wine. spread Their debut album went to number one in the charts and[...]copies on its first day of release, showing them the[...]her usual moments of dozing as Lisa fussed around the room, relocating everything from[...]llery. Ever-vigilant, she consciously listened to the older woman’s breathing[...]grandmother made the most beautiful bread and buns before they purchased their first story was the recent MUSA Orientation celebrations, which Buy the Numbers is a relatively laid back and[...]oven. Grandfather would get the smooth and flat stones and work them into a pattern brought Blindspott to the Massey University Events mellow de[...]around the bread tins over the open fire while his wife kneaded the dough. When the Centre. Accompanied by fellow New Zealand artists[...]stones were red hot, she would place the dough into the bread tins and leave the bread to Ngawhi: Fishing Village and The Have, the loud and proud westies rocked into f[...]bake. They had mastered the art of bread-making to a stage where the local people would Palmy and up onto the stage with an enthusiasm and the group expanded its membership to include[...]ask to buy it. The locals owed lots of money; grandfather was very generous. energy that kept the night pumping. Never one to miss a more[...]howed Blindspott a rocking good time. Even before the places, it does not strictly hold true[...]that had had little money and couldn’t boys hit the stage the crowd was hyped up. When Marcus this a[...]afford it.” Powell came onto the stage and started the show off the processed by machines, but a nice blend[...]The old girl sighed and then went silent. The nick-name her grandfather gave her— frenzy really began. A mosh pit deserving of the Big Day organic grooves and subtle studi[...]forget. One day she had returned home Out became the downfall and demise of many a person Opening with the brief and delay-[...]apes and bruises soaked “Dub Mess”, Buy The Numbers drifts[...]her hair. “It’s present in doctors surgeries the following day. The boys through a smooth mix of styles, from the low-[...]iarch. themselves were surprised and pleased with the turnout, key jazz/rock of “Here Comes the Five ‘O’”,[...]isa smiled. “Don’t worry, dear. I’m used to the way your memory works. It’s quite thanking the crowd and promising to “come back soon”. featuring Deb Toko’s very fine vocals, to the[...]Ivy’s cheek with her fingers and moved towards the Also successful was their earlier in-st[...]to do before I go home?” she said. at Sounds in the Plaza, with a large turnout of people[...]retty girl. Here, give me that biscuit tin behind the clock. It should queuing up to have CDs, posters,[...]have a picture of kittens on the lid.” among other things. Blindspott showed the[...]As Lisa leaned across and retrieved the tin, Ivy glanced at her and smiled. gratitude by[...]haul fishing boats to the sea.[...]“Now open the tin and have a sweet,” she said. buying their a[...]“Gee, thanks.” Up until the Palmy signing, a total of three copies from T[...]and the drone of a bee.[...]On the whole, Dejusa provide a fine debut that is[...]rget Lisa was there at all. Palmerston North took the top spot with nine albums more spac[...]a low-key mix of styles and sounds with the right dose of Lisa checked her w[...]to arrive shortly. She leaned over being sold on the day. The ambient-dub of “Blowdub” unfortunately[...]studio magic to balance out the live element versus the and kissed her elderly friend on the cheek. She was already descending into dreamtime.[...]s had by all. does not seem to go anywhere. The breaks return on the[...]mechanical element. The result is that Buy the Numbers is Ambling home, her jac[...]s, Lisa An outstanding performance by Blindspott, The Have and down tempo “Affbeat”, whi[...]itions. People— Eight. 110 percent support from the staff at Sounds Music that features some[...]her. She liked this who made it their job to show the boys around and a noodlings.[...]With a strong line-up, and supports for the likes of feeling, and especially liked the thought that Ivy wasn’t long on this earth and would soon dangerously successful mosh pit provided by you, the The two closing tracks, “Whales Trek” and “Spac[...]for Babies” are more firmly placed in the electronic downbeat[...]dear old friend like Ivy. more news on the Blindspott crew, information on their style; the quiet guitar meshing with the sustained synths[...]upcoming Asia/Australia tour, and interviews with the on the former, while the latter is reminiscent of Autechre’s[...]ly material, a spaced-out groove emerging through the - Jodie Aitken[...] |
| [...]the 24hr information hotline:[...]Wendy Owen is an institution in her own right at the Hokowhitu[...]Just Married could very well be the worst movie I will see[...]this year. Not only is the plot thin and predictable, the[...]campus. She has worked as the office manager and secretary for[...]THE RING[...]THE RECRUIT she’s facing the prospect of losing her job. CHAFF’s Anne-Marie[...]before?). One day he is at the beach playing ball and[...]accidentally” hits Sarah (Brittany Murphy) with the ball. THE HOURS[...]where all their troubles start. After the disastrous trip, THE LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO[...]and in the end, get back together again. Wow, how[...]CRACKERJACK The importance of Wendy Owen’s role at Hokowhitu wa[...]first-hand to me “The comment was made that we’re not treated the same as Albany and[...]REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES during the hour I spent with her. When I arrived at the Hokowhitu campus to interview Wel[...]After doing so well as the dim-witted Kelso in That 70s women come in with c[...]Show, and as the dumb ass in Dude, Where’s My Car? you children Wendy will know where to find them. In the course of our interview we were[...]Huia Welton, who was MUSA President in 2002 when the decision to cut young woman came in to buy stamps[...]Grant, the current MUSA President.[...]sometimes serious. It was like the actor or director could their studies and moved o[...]left I asked Andrea why the funding to MUCESA had been cut.[...]I KNIGHTS Teachers’ College (as it was then) in the mid-1970s. It’s easy to see why – Wendy’s “In 1995-96 Massey and the College of Education [Hokowhitu campus] merged,[...]E DEVIL friendly, cheerful manner would make even the shyest first-year feel at ease.[...]n only recognises one students’ association for the University.[...]better; playing the rich little girl who fell in love with a[...]as “very varied; it’s not just an office”. The list of duties “At the time this was identified as a problem – MUSA now had the responsibility[...]essages for students, to to provide the same services to the College of Education as to the Turitea students. They[...]licks like Clueless. I asked Wendy what the biggest challenge of her job is.[...]“This is obviously an unequal situation for the College of Education students as[...]r? Nor little kids sitting all around me in the theatre, kicking and BASIC l[...]access. So the money has been reallocated for specific services for Hokowhitu such as the[...]creaming and making lots of noise. Maybe that was the X MEN 2[...]office, advocacy, and entertainment, including the Ball, Winterfest, and so on.”[...]THE CORE “Oh yes, tremendous changes. But[...]“All the information was sent to the MUCESA Co-Presidents, who now under. The biggest change, she believes, is the added pressure that the students are[...]were aware of the expansion of MUSA services on the Hokowhitu Padded ou[...]ore relaxed in some ways because – for example, the students campus.” - Andrea Gran[...]GO TO THE MOVIES! used to have Wednesday afternoons off for[...]were timetabled in there. “Then, when the merger [with Massey University] happened, thethe[...]CHAFF has five double passes to the flicks to give[...]away. To be in to win, identify the film below and[...]The Ring[...]had still been paid the grant. Students are also under more fin[...]untable to “When I first started here the students were being paid, and now they’ve got t[...]Or, Sorry Mr Spielberg, It Was Lost in the Translation.[...]could have lost their grant with no informed that the funding they received from MUSA would be stopped.[...]owhitu was still separate from Massey University, the full[...]eded to be proactive to meet their amount went to the Hokowhitu students’ association. When the merger with Massey[...]responsibilities.” happened part of the Hokowhitu students’ levy went to MUSA and part[...]Andrea said the plans for MUCESA For example, in 1999,[...]field, one of the annoying girls brings up the legend of[...]had been decided in 2002, when the budget paid a students’ association fee of $135[...]frightening videotape that is supposed to kill the viewer[...]after seven days. The most annoying of the two girls[...]“It was approved by the Executive. $51.[...]reveals that she saw the videotape along with three other[...]The MUCESA co-Presidents are always In 2003 Hokowhitu students are paying $180. MUSA now receives the full $180,[...]mates. Fortunately, the prophetic message comes true.[...]receive the agendas and the minutes.[...]“All the information was sent to the the video. Gore. Isn’t that the name of a band?[...]lationship of the expansion of MUSA services on the (Naomi Watts) who goes in search of the facts behind the between MUSA and MUCESA. Most years, the people that were[...]urban legend. She tracks down the video at the lodge running [MUSA] could see the advantages for the students of leaving no formal agreement with MUCESA at the where her dead teenagers stayed. The video reveals a[...]ies of unrelated shots that will only register in the[...]time, as the Exec had been disbanded at the end of the year. We also consistently brought[...]up the confirmation of the Memorandum of what she’d just seen. To her amazement, the phone rings Wendy Owen, as the only paid employee of MUCESA (the 16 Executive members Understand[...]and a disembodied voice at the other end gives her the bad[...]negative into a positive. The single mother calls ex- Wendy believes the people who will really miss out are the students. She says brought to my at[...]student id#: the cuts will inevitably affect services and social e[...]Martin Henderson) over so he could watch She says the Hokowhitu campus has always had its own culture; for example, the MUCESA and they make decis[...]the video and calm her down. It probably wasn’t her[...]pus / site: Hokowhitu Orientation is earlier than the Turitea one. Winterfest – which started at their staffing. In terms of services, the MUSA intentions to get the guy killed, but kudos to her for Hokowhitu – is[...]office is open in the Fishbowl over lunch-time getting one over on the bastard who left her to raise a “Some students can’t make it to the Turitea Winterfest because they’re out on[...]Last weeks answer was postings. The reason why the Hokowhitu Winterfest was held at the end of August was We[...]you, girlfriend. After watching the video and feeling as because that was the only week all the students were on campus.”[...]Wendy believes there is one reason behind the funding cuts.[...]all to do with money. I think money rules many of the decisions she says. “But only whe[...]ly wouldn’t be in this mess. But it gets worse. The made, not just at MUSA but at Massey too. Students seem to be the last consideration for longer contri[...]finds a copy of the video and watches it. Now, he’s pulled[...]h a great relationship between MUSA the ropes. into the ring, which sends the parted couple on a number[...]think that with the amount of money DreamWorks and MUCESA. Most years, the people that were running [MUSA] could see the advantages “But this is not the way I wanted to[...]ases in their search for clues to unravelling for the students of leaving us to operate more or less in[...]the mystery of the ring.[...]quality picture on their hands. The Japanese version (aka “We’ve asked the question: why aren’t we treated any differently[...]From then on out, director Gore takes the[...]at most video stores under Recent Releases. The film is get to keep.[...]the beginning of the film, and make even less sense at the Come on up to the CHAFF office and “Of course, we can see the point that our students get access to the gym and so Above Right: MUSA Presiden[...]titled, so if you have a problem concentrating on the on. And our students have had great representatio[...]How to cut a film and not look like The Ring. In[...]newspaper as you ride the bus to and from Massey every[...]morning, then go see the English version. never any push to get the entire students’ association fee paid to MUCESA[...]retrospect, the Japanese version is a perfect example of[...] |
| [...]The World’s Wife[...]view thank the following[...]And the woman who seduced the devil is a compulsive[...]liar. Welcome to the absurdly indulgent world of award winning[...]time I saw it I was drunk. Which makes me the perfect[...]fy, where a women’s voice is All the Campus Arts volunteers for your time and effort.[...]narrative technique, the ensemble cast - that the areas in[...]to blame for returning to the underworld; and where a rather Kimberly, Huia, Andrew, William and Nick, the boys[...]ould no longer touch her from Linton and the UCOLSA guys and girls. a less stylish film. The story, such as it is - little boy loses[...]husband. Duffy’s poems, which glimpse into the psyche of the All of the MUSA exec who were given heaps to[...]wives of some of the most famous men in history, literature and[...]revolution in either film or print. What is more, the much[...]legend, have been teamed with the experienced vision of director were there j[...]heralded conceit whereby the same scene is shown from a[...]Miranda Harcourt and the symphonic brilliance of composer, Thanks to CHAFF for all the publicity and free[...]sh and adverts, especially Graeme for the design work and to[...]each repetition reveals little more than the previous ones.[...]By pointing out deficiencies in the picture (and,[...]The Telecom season of The World’s Wife debuted at[...]Thanks to the production crew, the guys from Playstation 2[...]As we sat waiting in anticipation for the show to begin I began to Audio Progress doing[...]For starters, Grant and Uncle Mal, the guys from Outpost Digital Yes, the pill-popping Prozac poster boy is back, and twenty minutes), I do not mean to belittle the reputation[...]admirably fashionable feast of Media doing the camera filming and editing: Chris, this time in a[...]iations. You (you guessed just think that the bitter should be taken with the sweet; charm and persona to the more than twenty poetic characters Havetech Services who did the big video screens it) are Pacman, and live in a village of Pac-People. And films like the Matrix or American Beauty, likewise, have as[...]ortland Street, Chapman Tripp including the drive in movie plus big thanks to Soren, like the original, you are plagued by mischievous[...]Award winner) set the stage alight in throws of velveteen reds – Moses and Fozz who ran around putting all the ghosts. At first it seems that the ghosts are quite tame, no reason why public opinion (a notoriously unreliable snow globe, the huge campaign poster (parodied with Mr. gorgeously dressed; she stole the night almost straight away, production bits together. picking all the fruit off the trees, destroying your guide) should m[...]s are not put up to critical Burns in “The Simpsons”), and finally Rosebud herself. bringing to life the contrasting worlds of violence, pity and black[...]for driving everyone around gardens, and scaring the pets – so the obvious analysis.[...]lid film, if not necessarily a humour in the name of Mrs Quasimodo. Also elegantly dressed in the MUSA van and to Jez for delivering a ton of punis[...]e a great scene for great one (certainly not the greatest of all time) and God in dark[...]actor and recent star of Whalerider), on the one hand sauntering and the Black Light. Thanks to Pauline, Michael and em…[...]the screen (through the speakers) - “Old age: The one Oh, and incidentally, F[...]is tunes and dancing Kimberley for manning the offices and everyone at All goes well in this circle of life until the disease nobody wants to be cured of” - an[...]ate it. in and off the stage. MUSA for their contributions. Kim, Shane and the staff ghosts one day steal all of the Golden Fruit from one of memorable images; the newsreel opening, the smashing - Yes, Me Again[...]To complete the trio was Elizabeth Mcrae (long-time at UCOLSA for their support. The staff at Mango Music the trees – thus releasing the biggest and baddest[...]actress for the stage and screen – you might remember her as for selling all those tickets. Emma for doing the[...]Campus Arts photos, Dave and Public Affairs with the villain of all - Spooky. Spooky starts teaching the oppressed ghosts how to fight back and take out the Pacmen, and builds them wicked machines like gian[...]Soccer and the slammer, nice and safe[...]the synonyms for male anatomy a hundred times! Together the[...]three women brought an air of myth to the poetry. Gracing the taking the reigns at the Woolshed.[...]Thanks to the Orientation sponsors. Tui, BNZ, hiss you into mad[...]stage almost as the fates themselves, it’s fair to say they stayed[...]V, Microsoft, NZ Community Trust, Pizza Haven, The past this baddy… butt-bounce the tongue, and ye shall[...]true to the rhythm and beauty of language but revamped the old[...]tion that poetry isn’t just for mummy’s boys. The may ask? Well, the little ghosty dude told me. They’re[...]Nth City Alive and Downtown Cinemas for thecrew, behind bars, he challenges the guards’ soccer team to a[...]for this Orientation (he really had no The graphics are pretty cool – a smooth yellow[...]Thomas, The World’s Wife has become a great new piece of[...]told, what happens on the field will stay on the field. If[...]contemporary theatre, one which invites the audience to relax,[...]listen and indulge in the visual elements of language and rhyme,[...]pill, convincing yourself that no matter what the result or[...]everyone for all your time and effort. See you at the ghosts. There is even a point in the game in which ice-[...]violence on the field, the guards aren’t going to beat the[...]snot out of the convicts away from public viewing later,[...]the library and’read the book. That’s poetry lads. Starts in the[...]entertainment. the aged gamers like me can hardly find it in[...]- The Lushes (Kelly and Therese) The last two thirds of the film result in Danny themselves to complain, as r[...]well as overcoming the urge to fix the match’ (the reason how much a game can progress in just a few[...]o reduce his jail time; an Despite all the changes, the storyline remains[...]you just how much he has grown since practically the same, with the proven formula of eat the his days in the England squad. pellets, pop a cherry or two and m[...]bars, as the majority of the crims appear noble, whereas for all ages and good[...]the guards are oppressive and, well, mean. - Steve Yo[...]The characters are, overall, well played. 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| orientation - the cup’s gone home ORIENTATION the party’s finished but I’m still hung over[...]r some reason, William), |
| [...]The Essence of Wisdom The Essence of Wisdom[...]A Portrait of the Artist as a Young[...]Man by His Holiness the Dalai Lama This tiny, pocket-sized book contains, as the title suggests, the essential teachings of[...]the FITZ? late now, I’ve written it), is the day that Meat Head gets a[...]don’t see sports columns or the like coming in going “well, enjoyed the book, it is not one that you[...]nder pseudonyms - “not written by 3. The Fitz is the Mecca of society. The day Flyers or Uno[...]to Buddhism or to the Dalai Lama’s beliefs; it[...]intellectual and interesting than most of the drivel they[...]issue, then please take it up with the editor. His name is span too - I will eat my hat and your hat and the discarded[...]then delve more deeply into the subject. the right and his window’s a bit gippy so feel free to gave him the bash (light-heartedly and without malice). The book covers a number of[...]Mind you, he’d probably like that, the sick bastard. This is we should applaud these champions as the exceptional GAME[...](Graeme wouldn’t let me put the picture in. Or so says 6. And finally,[...]larious defence of In short, I like the damn pub, and so do a bunch enjoyable book. I cer[...]the Fitz. Actually, it wasn’t meant to be. It was m[...]a serious defence of the Fitz. But no, says Corey, we’re all except a love of the pint. I could hardly be described as a philosophy[...]rugby head - I bear a closer resemblance to the ball. But[...]I’ve never felt out of place there, from the day I first walked[...]in with some mates from work to a tune by the Beatles and A Portrait of the Artist as a[...]to cover a serious issue about the tertiary sector being well[...]screwed by the Government. Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh, my sides. So,[...]are made uncomfortable by the Fitz - and yes, there are Young Man[...]this thing on the Fitz yet or just keep hassling Corey. Oh,[...]the occasional nude-ups and the shocking state of the loos[...]write the thing about the Fitz. |
| [...]Matt Redstone and Hayden Roche give the run down[...]on the recent tour of South Africa with the Massey[...]for Massey. Leading 11-8 with 20 minutes left in the match,[...]the team was attacking hard and felt in control. Some[...]tt Gilbert (driven by his love for Argentina) had the[...]team going forward well. Yet simple mistakes let the team down again and RAU scored two[...]tries off broken play giving them the win.[...]rors were made at crucial times which resulted in the team going down 28-7…now on to[...]the after party. As well as enjoying a few Castle Lagers, the boys were entertained by a[...]great game of hostel rugby which forms the basic structure of Pretoria University’s rugby[...]club…i.e. it is from hostel rugby that the major teams are selected.[...]The team was very surprised to learn that it is compu[...]support their respective hostel team on the days that they play. It takes priority over[...]a crowd of approximately 3000 people packed in to the grounds to watch[...]two top hostel teams battle it out after the Massey-Free State game had been played.[...]The Edited Version[...]The after match function saw all six teams swapping c[...]er. Samantha (tournament organiser) got pashed by the Otago[...]After getting lost for over an hour in the Bronx of Pretoria our coach tried to On departure from Palmy, the team knew that this was to be no ordinary rugby t[...]ort us by saying “Back off! Shut up! We’re in the S#*!”. The team felt a lot Webby (hooker) jumped at the chance to write a sensual love letter (with numerous The team’s enthusiasm in the morning carried right through to the 3.00pm game against[...]better after that. The boys also noticed that one of the team had been accidentally left spelling mistakes) to one of the airhostesses. Pretoria as the scores were level at 17 all on half time. Yet the boys wilted under the 39°C[...]utiful young blonde…but were too scared to tell the coach. What a night Auckland airport sa[...](another heat and 2500m altitude (the height of Mt Ruapehu) and were beaten 43-17. Otag[...]ere successful at guiding our inept bus driver in the right hooker) had left his boarding pass behind a[...]ople to Sydney also suffered defeats at the hands of the S.A teams.[...]direction (thank you Clive) and the group finally made it back to Magalies Park where[...]is best to It was evident that the heat had seriously affected the players as the two big rigs,[...]be taken to hospital and put on drips. We believe the made the night very interesting. he was getting a little bit too close with the video camera. Is there a pattern emerging[...]ease ridden as Crutchy (tour manager) settled for the cheapest here?[...]flight in which GAK annoyed us all, we arrived in the spectacular waiting) yet our Singapore girls took[...]us…Singapore Airlines that is. The rest of the team hydrated at the after match function before moving on to the local[...]pubs at Hatfield Square. The sights and sounds were enjoyed by all in a place[...]Mountain, were highlights during the day. At night we enjoyed the water front bars, La[...]quite a bit different from the classic Fitz and Scarfies scene. It was interesti[...]laire Mont…some great nightspots! Sprinklers on the dance floor are definitely[...]porn was played on many of the TV screens in the night clubs and that the ladies from[...]something that Booties should look into. The wine tour was a great experience…the[...]ose screens seemed to match those that surrounded the team at a ratio of about 7:1.[...]e, food and commentary from Mark Knofflock giving the captain’s orders[...]made for a great time. The rest is blur to most of the team but we believe it involved more[...]On a serious note, player of the tour went to Daniel Webby (hooker) for his great[...]The bus ride via Pretoria to the resort,[...]ny team spirit and talent on and off the field (and always keeping his five o’ clock[...]entertaining games were played on the bus ride home to Magalies Park. The Free State appointments), followed cl[...]opener. The great inequality that is[...]apparent as the team saw multimillion[...]The team was at high spirits after their first big night in S.A. The stories of sex, drugs,[...]and rock n roll ran rampant on the bus ride to the amazing Sun City resort where the[...]team was to reside in luxury for the next three days. The water parks, casinos and safari[...]eft a smile on everyone’s face…not to mention the fantastic nightlife.[...]Morris (coach) decided to get the team better accustomed to the local climate by way of Friday Feb 21:[...]training them in the heat of the day (after what had been a very very big Sunday s[...]wing). Knoffers (captain) was unable to Samantha, the tournament organiser. This was the team’s first introduction to the beauty[...]delusional states leading him to believe that the ladies were actually attracted to his telephone relationship. The bus ride via Pretoria to the resort, Magalies Park, was[...]glasses and curly hair. definitely an eye opener. The great inequality that is endemic throughout S.A w[...]The trip back to Magalies Park on Tuesday afternoon consisted of stopping at the apparent as the team saw multimillion dollar houses as well as di[...]All in all, the tour was a once in a lifetime experience that the team will never forget. A big[...]thanks to the management (Crutchy, Bourky and Clive) for those[...]of the boys actually managed to come out unscathed with some very nice purchases. The These days were spent at leisure playing golf, swimming, eating as well as watching the woods as barbed wire surrounded most houses and businesses in the area.[...]to Bimbo (coach), J.W, Stu and all those who made the tour possible especially our[...]take cricket and Super 12 rugby. Some of the team managed to get back to the markets where On arrival to Magalies Park the team settled in and began to get acquainted with[...]a hammering on the team’s arrival back into the country the next week. It should be many more Rand were spent. An amazing thunderstorm turned some of the grown men in the locals. A truly beautiful place situated approxim[...]h, shook a man’s hand before realising the team into whimpering little girls. No names will[...]was Pretoria University (aka Tuckies) who hosted the rugby tournament[...]l you ladies…Ya astie Moie; Lads…stand up for the champions![...]on you! consisting of three S.A teams as well as the universities of Sydney, Otago and Massey.[...] |
| [...]Matt Redstone and Hayden Roche give the run down[...]on the recent tour of South Africa with the Massey[...]for Massey. Leading 11-8 with 20 minutes left in the match,[...]the team was attacking hard and felt in control. Some[...]tt Gilbert (driven by his love for Argentina) had the[...]team going forward well. Yet simple mistakes let the team down again and RAU scored two[...]tries off broken play giving them the win.[...]rors were made at crucial times which resulted in the team going down 28-7…now on to[...]the after party. As well as enjoying a few Castle Lagers, the boys were entertained by a[...]great game of hostel rugby which forms the basic structure of Pretoria University’s rugby[...]club…i.e. it is from hostel rugby that the major teams are selected.[...]The team was very surprised to learn that it is compu[...]support their respective hostel team on the days that they play. It takes priority over[...]a crowd of approximately 3000 people packed in to the grounds to watch[...]two top hostel teams battle it out after the Massey-Free State game had been played.[...]The Edited Version[...]The after match function saw all six teams swapping c[...]er. Samantha (tournament organiser) got pashed by the Otago[...]After getting lost for over an hour in the Bronx of Pretoria our coach tried to On departure from Palmy, the team knew that this was to be no ordinary rugby t[...]ort us by saying “Back off! Shut up! We’re in the S#*!”. The team felt a lot Webby (hooker) jumped at the chance to write a sensual love letter (with numerous The team’s enthusiasm in the morning carried right through to the 3.00pm game against[...]better after that. The boys also noticed that one of the team had been accidentally left spelling mistakes) to one of the airhostesses. Pretoria as the scores were level at 17 all on half time. Yet the boys wilted under the 39°C[...]utiful young blonde…but were too scared to tell the coach. What a night Auckland airport sa[...](another heat and 2500m altitude (the height of Mt Ruapehu) and were beaten 43-17. Otag[...]ere successful at guiding our inept bus driver in the right hooker) had left his boarding pass behind a[...]ople to Sydney also suffered defeats at the hands of the S.A teams.[...]direction (thank you Clive) and the group finally made it back to Magalies Park where[...]is best to It was evident that the heat had seriously affected the players as the two big rigs,[...]be taken to hospital and put on drips. We believe the made the night very interesting. he was getting a little bit too close with the video camera. Is there a pattern emerging[...]ease ridden as Crutchy (tour manager) settled for the cheapest here?[...]flight in which GAK annoyed us all, we arrived in the spectacular waiting) yet our Singapore girls took[...]us…Singapore Airlines that is. The rest of the team hydrated at the after match function before moving on to the local[...]pubs at Hatfield Square. The sights and sounds were enjoyed by all in a place[...]Mountain, were highlights during the day. At night we enjoyed the water front bars, La[...]quite a bit different from the classic Fitz and Scarfies scene. It was interesti[...]laire Mont…some great nightspots! Sprinklers on the dance floor are definitely[...]porn was played on many of the TV screens in the night clubs and that the ladies from[...]something that Booties should look into. The wine tour was a great experience…the[...]ose screens seemed to match those that surrounded the team at a ratio of about 7:1.[...]e, food and commentary from Mark Knofflock giving the captain’s orders[...]made for a great time. The rest is blur to most of the team but we believe it involved more[...]On a serious note, player of the tour went to Daniel Webby (hooker) for his great[...]The bus ride via Pretoria to the resort,[...]ny team spirit and talent on and off the field (and always keeping his five o’ clock[...]entertaining games were played on the bus ride home to Magalies Park. The Free State appointments), followed cl[...]opener. The great inequality that is[...]apparent as the team saw multimillion[...]The team was at high spirits after their first big night in S.A. The stories of sex, drugs,[...]and rock n roll ran rampant on the bus ride to the amazing Sun City resort where the[...]team was to reside in luxury for the next three days. The water parks, casinos and safari[...]eft a smile on everyone’s face…not to mention the fantastic nightlife.[...]Morris (coach) decided to get the team better accustomed to the local climate by way of Friday Feb 21:[...]training them in the heat of the day (after what had been a very very big Sunday s[...]wing). Knoffers (captain) was unable to Samantha, the tournament organiser. This was the team’s first introduction to the beauty[...]delusional states leading him to believe that the ladies were actually attracted to his telephone relationship. The bus ride via Pretoria to the resort, Magalies Park, was[...]glasses and curly hair. definitely an eye opener. The great inequality that is endemic throughout S.A w[...]The trip back to Magalies Park on Tuesday afternoon consisted of stopping at the apparent as the team saw multimillion dollar houses as well as di[...]All in all, the tour was a once in a lifetime experience that the team will never forget. A big[...]thanks to the management (Crutchy, Bourky and Clive) for those[...]of the boys actually managed to come out unscathed with some very nice purchases. The These days were spent at leisure playing golf, swimming, eating as well as watching the woods as barbed wire surrounded most houses and businesses in the area.[...]to Bimbo (coach), J.W, Stu and all those who made the tour possible especially our[...]take cricket and Super 12 rugby. Some of the team managed to get back to the markets where On arrival to Magalies Park the team settled in and began to get acquainted with[...]a hammering on the team’s arrival back into the country the next week. It should be many more Rand were spent. An amazing thunderstorm turned some of the grown men in the locals. A truly beautiful place situated approxim[...]h, shook a man’s hand before realising the team into whimpering little girls. No names will[...]was Pretoria University (aka Tuckies) who hosted the rugby tournament[...]l you ladies…Ya astie Moie; Lads…stand up for the champions![...]on you! consisting of three S.A teams as well as the universities of Sydney, Otago and Massey.[...] |
| [...]The Essence of Wisdom The Essence of Wisdom[...]A Portrait of the Artist as a Young[...]Man by His Holiness the Dalai Lama This tiny, pocket-sized book contains, as the title suggests, the essential teachings of[...]the FITZ? late now, I’ve written it), is the day that Meat Head gets a[...]don’t see sports columns or the like coming in going “well, enjoyed the book, it is not one that you[...]nder pseudonyms - “not written by 3. The Fitz is the Mecca of society. The day Flyers or Uno[...]to Buddhism or to the Dalai Lama’s beliefs; it[...]intellectual and interesting than most of the drivel they[...]issue, then please take it up with the editor. His name is span too - I will eat my hat and your hat and the discarded[...]then delve more deeply into the subject. the right and his window’s a bit gippy so feel free to gave him the bash (light-heartedly and without malice). The book covers a number of[...]Mind you, he’d probably like that, the sick bastard. This is we should applaud these champions as the exceptional GAME[...](Graeme wouldn’t let me put the picture in. Or so says 6. And finally,[...]larious defence of In short, I like the damn pub, and so do a bunch enjoyable book. I cer[...]the Fitz. Actually, it wasn’t meant to be. It was m[...]a serious defence of the Fitz. But no, says Corey, we’re all except a love of the pint. I could hardly be described as a philosophy[...]rugby head - I bear a closer resemblance to the ball. But[...]I’ve never felt out of place there, from the day I first walked[...]in with some mates from work to a tune by the Beatles and A Portrait of the Artist as a[...]to cover a serious issue about the tertiary sector being well[...]screwed by the Government. Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh, my sides. So,[...]are made uncomfortable by the Fitz - and yes, there are Young Man[...]this thing on the Fitz yet or just keep hassling Corey. Oh,[...]the occasional nude-ups and the shocking state of the loos[...]write the thing about the Fitz. |
| orientation - the cup’s gone home ORIENTATION the party’s finished but I’m still hung over[...]r some reason, William), |
| [...]The World’s Wife[...]view thank the following[...]And the woman who seduced the devil is a compulsive[...]liar. Welcome to the absurdly indulgent world of award winning[...]time I saw it I was drunk. Which makes me the perfect[...]fy, where a women’s voice is All the Campus Arts volunteers for your time and effort.[...]narrative technique, the ensemble cast - that the areas in[...]to blame for returning to the underworld; and where a rather Kimberly, Huia, Andrew, William and Nick, the boys[...]ould no longer touch her from Linton and the UCOLSA guys and girls. a less stylish film. The story, such as it is - little boy loses[...]husband. Duffy’s poems, which glimpse into the psyche of the All of the MUSA exec who were given heaps to[...]wives of some of the most famous men in history, literature and[...]revolution in either film or print. What is more, the much[...]legend, have been teamed with the experienced vision of director were there j[...]heralded conceit whereby the same scene is shown from a[...]Miranda Harcourt and the symphonic brilliance of composer, Thanks to CHAFF for all the publicity and free[...]sh and adverts, especially Graeme for the design work and to[...]each repetition reveals little more than the previous ones.[...]By pointing out deficiencies in the picture (and,[...]The Telecom season of The World’s Wife debuted at[...]Thanks to the production crew, the guys from Playstation 2[...]As we sat waiting in anticipation for the show to begin I began to Audio Progress doing[...]For starters, Grant and Uncle Mal, the guys from Outpost Digital Yes, the pill-popping Prozac poster boy is back, and twenty minutes), I do not mean to belittle the reputation[...]admirably fashionable feast of Media doing the camera filming and editing: Chris, this time in a[...]iations. You (you guessed just think that the bitter should be taken with the sweet; charm and persona to the more than twenty poetic characters Havetech Services who did the big video screens it) are Pacman, and live in a village of Pac-People. And films like the Matrix or American Beauty, likewise, have as[...]ortland Street, Chapman Tripp including the drive in movie plus big thanks to Soren, like the original, you are plagued by mischievous[...]Award winner) set the stage alight in throws of velveteen reds – Moses and Fozz who ran around putting all the ghosts. At first it seems that the ghosts are quite tame, no reason why public opinion (a notoriously unreliable snow globe, the huge campaign poster (parodied with Mr. gorgeously dressed; she stole the night almost straight away, production bits together. picking all the fruit off the trees, destroying your guide) should m[...]s are not put up to critical Burns in “The Simpsons”), and finally Rosebud herself. bringing to life the contrasting worlds of violence, pity and black[...]for driving everyone around gardens, and scaring the pets – so the obvious analysis.[...]lid film, if not necessarily a humour in the name of Mrs Quasimodo. Also elegantly dressed in the MUSA van and to Jez for delivering a ton of punis[...]e a great scene for great one (certainly not the greatest of all time) and God in dark[...]actor and recent star of Whalerider), on the one hand sauntering and the Black Light. Thanks to Pauline, Michael and em…[...]the screen (through the speakers) - “Old age: The one Oh, and incidentally, F[...]is tunes and dancing Kimberley for manning the offices and everyone at All goes well in this circle of life until the disease nobody wants to be cured of” - an[...]ate it. in and off the stage. MUSA for their contributions. Kim, Shane and the staff ghosts one day steal all of the Golden Fruit from one of memorable images; the newsreel opening, the smashing - Yes, Me Again[...]To complete the trio was Elizabeth Mcrae (long-time at UCOLSA for their support. The staff at Mango Music the trees – thus releasing the biggest and baddest[...]actress for the stage and screen – you might remember her as for selling all those tickets. Emma for doing the[...]Campus Arts photos, Dave and Public Affairs with the villain of all - Spooky. Spooky starts teaching the oppressed ghosts how to fight back and take out the Pacmen, and builds them wicked machines like gian[...]Soccer and the slammer, nice and safe[...]the synonyms for male anatomy a hundred times! Together the[...]three women brought an air of myth to the poetry. Gracing the taking the reigns at the Woolshed.[...]Thanks to the Orientation sponsors. Tui, BNZ, hiss you into mad[...]stage almost as the fates themselves, it’s fair to say they stayed[...]V, Microsoft, NZ Community Trust, Pizza Haven, The past this baddy… butt-bounce the tongue, and ye shall[...]true to the rhythm and beauty of language but revamped the old[...]tion that poetry isn’t just for mummy’s boys. The may ask? Well, the little ghosty dude told me. They’re[...]Nth City Alive and Downtown Cinemas for thecrew, behind bars, he challenges the guards’ soccer team to a[...]for this Orientation (he really had no The graphics are pretty cool – a smooth yellow[...]Thomas, The World’s Wife has become a great new piece of[...]told, what happens on the field will stay on the field. If[...]contemporary theatre, one which invites the audience to relax,[...]listen and indulge in the visual elements of language and rhyme,[...]pill, convincing yourself that no matter what the result or[...]everyone for all your time and effort. See you at the ghosts. There is even a point in the game in which ice-[...]violence on the field, the guards aren’t going to beat the[...]snot out of the convicts away from public viewing later,[...]the library and’read the book. That’s poetry lads. Starts in the[...]entertainment. the aged gamers like me can hardly find it in[...]- The Lushes (Kelly and Therese) The last two thirds of the film result in Danny themselves to complain, as r[...]well as overcoming the urge to fix the match’ (the reason how much a game can progress in just a few[...]o reduce his jail time; an Despite all the changes, the storyline remains[...]you just how much he has grown since practically the same, with the proven formula of eat the his days in the England squad. pellets, pop a cherry or two and m[...]bars, as the majority of the crims appear noble, whereas for all ages and good[...]the guards are oppressive and, well, mean. - Steve Yo[...]The characters are, overall, well played. Guy[...]the cast from his previous films, so there are many[...]However, there is nothing new, and the characters are pretty much the stereotype of most jail movies – the grandpa figure who has been in the slammer since it was built, the Don of the jail, who is more connected than the governor, the rat, the mean guard – basically what we’ve[...]been led to believe is in every jail cell across the world.[...]There are several standouts – the commentators who broadcast the game are hilarious – Bob and Bob, my[...]he must be ambidextrous” to which the reply was - “I[...]predictable I know, but I laughed at it. And the monk[...]n Statham), but he only gets a mention because my The Sims flatmate bought out the call “mmm, he looks hot without a[...]The interesting thing about this movie was that it[...]they drink, starring Burt Reynolds called the Longest Yard. It would they sleep, they eat, they[...]ll laugh more at this than at Mark, Simon ‘n’ the So do I. Uncanny how realistic g[...] |
| [...]the 24hr information hotline:[...]Wendy Owen is an institution in her own right at the Hokowhitu[...]Just Married could very well be the worst movie I will see[...]this year. Not only is the plot thin and predictable, the[...]campus. She has worked as the office manager and secretary for[...]THE RING[...]THE RECRUIT she’s facing the prospect of losing her job. CHAFF’s Anne-Marie[...]before?). One day he is at the beach playing ball and[...]accidentally” hits Sarah (Brittany Murphy) with the ball. THE HOURS[...]where all their troubles start. After the disastrous trip, THE LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO[...]and in the end, get back together again. Wow, how[...]CRACKERJACK The importance of Wendy Owen’s role at Hokowhitu wa[...]first-hand to me “The comment was made that we’re not treated the same as Albany and[...]REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES during the hour I spent with her. When I arrived at the Hokowhitu campus to interview Wel[...]After doing so well as the dim-witted Kelso in That 70s women come in with c[...]Show, and as the dumb ass in Dude, Where’s My Car? you children Wendy will know where to find them. In the course of our interview we were[...]Huia Welton, who was MUSA President in 2002 when the decision to cut young woman came in to buy stamps[...]Grant, the current MUSA President.[...]sometimes serious. It was like the actor or director could their studies and moved o[...]left I asked Andrea why the funding to MUCESA had been cut.[...]I KNIGHTS Teachers’ College (as it was then) in the mid-1970s. 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Maybe that was the X MEN 2[...]office, advocacy, and entertainment, including the Ball, Winterfest, and so on.”[...]THE CORE “Oh yes, tremendous changes. But[...]“All the information was sent to the MUCESA Co-Presidents, who now under. The biggest change, she believes, is the added pressure that the students are[...]were aware of the expansion of MUSA services on the Hokowhitu Padded ou[...]ore relaxed in some ways because – for example, the students campus.” - Andrea Gran[...]GO TO THE MOVIES! used to have Wednesday afternoons off for[...]were timetabled in there. “Then, when the merger [with Massey University] happened, thethe[...]CHAFF has five double passes to the flicks to give[...]away. To be in to win, identify the film below and[...]The Ring[...]had still been paid the grant. Students are also under more fin[...]untable to “When I first started here the students were being paid, and now they’ve got t[...]Or, Sorry Mr Spielberg, It Was Lost in the Translation.[...]could have lost their grant with no informed that the funding they received from MUSA would be stopped.[...]owhitu was still separate from Massey University, the full[...]eded to be proactive to meet their amount went to the Hokowhitu students’ association. When the merger with Massey[...]responsibilities.” happened part of the Hokowhitu students’ levy went to MUSA and part[...]Andrea said the plans for MUCESA For example, in 1999,[...]field, one of the annoying girls brings up the legend of[...]had been decided in 2002, when the budget paid a students’ association fee of $135[...]frightening videotape that is supposed to kill the viewer[...]after seven days. The most annoying of the two girls[...]“It was approved by the Executive. $51.[...]reveals that she saw the videotape along with three other[...]The MUCESA co-Presidents are always In 2003 Hokowhitu students are paying $180. MUSA now receives the full $180,[...]mates. Fortunately, the prophetic message comes true.[...]receive the agendas and the minutes.[...]“All the information was sent to the the video. Gore. Isn’t that the name of a band?[...]lationship of the expansion of MUSA services on the (Naomi Watts) who goes in search of the facts behind the between MUSA and MUCESA. Most years, the people that were[...]urban legend. She tracks down the video at the lodge running [MUSA] could see the advantages for the students of leaving no formal agreement with MUCESA at the where her dead teenagers stayed. The video reveals a[...]ies of unrelated shots that will only register in the[...]time, as the Exec had been disbanded at the end of the year. We also consistently brought[...]up the confirmation of the Memorandum of what she’d just seen. To her amazement, the phone rings Wendy Owen, as the only paid employee of MUCESA (the 16 Executive members Understand[...]and a disembodied voice at the other end gives her the bad[...]negative into a positive. The single mother calls ex- Wendy believes the people who will really miss out are the students. She says brought to my at[...]student id#: the cuts will inevitably affect services and social e[...]Martin Henderson) over so he could watch She says the Hokowhitu campus has always had its own culture; for example, the MUCESA and they make decis[...]the video and calm her down. It probably wasn’t her[...]pus / site: Hokowhitu Orientation is earlier than the Turitea one. Winterfest – which started at their staffing. In terms of services, the MUSA intentions to get the guy killed, but kudos to her for Hokowhitu – is[...]office is open in the Fishbowl over lunch-time getting one over on the bastard who left her to raise a “Some students can’t make it to the Turitea Winterfest because they’re out on[...]Last weeks answer was postings. The reason why the Hokowhitu Winterfest was held at the end of August was We[...]you, girlfriend. After watching the video and feeling as because that was the only week all the students were on campus.”[...]Wendy believes there is one reason behind the funding cuts.[...]all to do with money. I think money rules many of the decisions she says. “But only whe[...]ly wouldn’t be in this mess. But it gets worse. The made, not just at MUSA but at Massey too. Students seem to be the last consideration for longer contri[...]finds a copy of the video and watches it. Now, he’s pulled[...]h a great relationship between MUSA the ropes. into the ring, which sends the parted couple on a number[...]think that with the amount of money DreamWorks and MUCESA. Most years, the people that were running [MUSA] could see the advantages “But this is not the way I wanted to[...]ases in their search for clues to unravelling for the students of leaving us to operate more or less in[...]the mystery of the ring.[...]quality picture on their hands. The Japanese version (aka “We’ve asked the question: why aren’t we treated any differently[...]From then on out, director Gore takes the[...]at most video stores under Recent Releases. The film is get to keep.[...]the beginning of the film, and make even less sense at the Come on up to the CHAFF office and “Of course, we can see the point that our students get access to the gym and so Above Right: MUSA Presiden[...]titled, so if you have a problem concentrating on the on. And our students have had great representatio[...]How to cut a film and not look like The Ring. In[...]newspaper as you ride the bus to and from Massey every[...]morning, then go see the English version. never any push to get the entire students’ association fee paid to MUCESA[...]retrospect, the Japanese version is a perfect example of[...] |
| [...], and realised, as usual, that Ivy’s drift into the past had become a Junky[...]Its the self infliction[...]through the door as the young woman folded bedclothes dumped haphazardly on the bed[...]to satisfy the addiction[...]the company of your friends or your boyfriend?” She[...]try to fuel the tour bus.[...]“The company I keep aren’t that young, you know,”[...]that handsome fellow in the photograph there with my brother—no, the next photo; yes,[...]compared to Nailbomb – the band, not the invention with[...]The funny thing about it is that he—Seamus, that is[...]which we are all supposed to help stop the war by flinging[...]I found myself amongst the ruins combined weight of jewellery. The event? Kickwaterhead,[...]in the general direction of the White House (not to be[...]d by 7.62 Short, an event described as ‘fun for the the following day.”[...]confused with the Rec Centre’s little off shoot). They’re[...]Lisa moved around the room and glanced at a portrait she hadn’t notic[...]Kickwaterhead began the evening with their set[...]full of originals. Ironically, the only cover they ever play is[...]the latest and greatest frustration release exercise[...]promoted as being like (although the[...]are the place to go for a club meeting[...]of the famine.” Her voice trailed off again and only h[...]and it makes me think of the Beatles[...]r own childhood to Ivy’s. She could still smell the[...]and their counterparts the Lonely[...]herbs in her mother’s garden and the fragrant mint rubbed between her ten-year-old[...]thrust her thoughts to the back of her mind and turned to Ivy.’“Where di[...]The ornately carved, animal-featured chair was the ugliest damned thing she had and the murmurings of fools[...](the real thing – not those crappy bootleg[...]The rest of the fab five[...]see her, she gave it a kick. She felt repelled by the[...]their teeth and eagle’s talons jutting out from the carvings.[...]Ivy stared at the chair for a moment as though she had seen it for the first time, but Does red wine bear the truth[...]concoctions being a hobby of the[...]then dragged the answer from her memory. “Ah, that chair. Let’s see, now. Grandfather or make the truth more bearable? I burrow down[...]again. “They used to make furniture to fit into the shape of A bottle - or two.[...]If you were lucky enough to see them at the the house. Did you know that?”[...]The graphics on it are in a nice circular pattern,[...]Stomach and bear witness to the crazy mosh pit, you’ll[...]‘Ivy-Pivey,’ where did your And as the velvet liquid flows,[...]like on the Lonely Hearts drum skin – another[...]I don’t care for the green pinnacles Blindspott hit Palmy know the enthusiasm of the entire band. From the beginning you see that all the boys are doing what they[...]the toilet and basin in the bathroom which was tucked away in a corner of the small[...]and that multidimensional flavour has mixed over the last[...]Ivy’s voice was barely audible in the background. “They lived near the Kaipara Who knows, but a glass won[...]tired to indulge in head-banging. The audiences of 7.62 year to bring you the product of today. Be sure to catch[...]Short seem to be fairly uniform, though not in the usual[...]paused. She had no memories of the Kaukapakapa farm but she certainly had memories The tongue loosens, shyness disappears You a[...]town on posters small and large. I’ve even had the[...]of her young life on a farm further south of the Bombay hills in the Hauraki Plains. She and the wine flows, opportunity to see them on the back of a bus. Just who like the name Lonely Heart Club suggests, everyone is[...]And as we continue the tradition of musicians[...]explained, not for the first time, that life with her grandparents on the Hauraki Plains’ the wine flows. How often you think of mum the hell am I talking about? Why, West Auckland rocke[...]me?” For those few who haven’t had the pleasure, we’ll[...]heard bits of the story and knew that the farm was covered mainly in bush. Ivy’s[...]we consumed? start with a brief introduction. On the turntables mixing it for the Governor’s on the March 28, and join the political[...]grandfather had cleared the land for farming.[...]icated where. “No, not like that. Put them with the toes facing inwards.” She had a O[...]for her slippers. Lisa’s smile wasn’t lost on the older woman who responded,’“Yes,[...]Buy the[...]’s presence and closed her eyes. She thought of the Tired, tired, tired. all the hype and hysteria to become a one-hit wonder[...]ains; of a big farm that seemed to go on forever. The Government gave them Damn that re[...]land under an immigration scheme but the family eventually sold it. She drifted off into Thank-you my friend for the red wine. spread Their debut album went to number one in the charts and[...]copies on its first day of release, showing them the[...]her usual moments of dozing as Lisa fussed around the room, relocating everything from[...]llery. Ever-vigilant, she consciously listened to the older woman’s breathing[...]grandmother made the most beautiful bread and buns before they purchased their first story was the recent MUSA Orientation celebrations, which Buy the Numbers is a relatively laid back and[...]oven. Grandfather would get the smooth and flat stones and work them into a pattern brought Blindspott to the Massey University Events mellow de[...]around the bread tins over the open fire while his wife kneaded the dough. When the Centre. Accompanied by fellow New Zealand artists[...]stones were red hot, she would place the dough into the bread tins and leave the bread to Ngawhi: Fishing Village and The Have, the loud and proud westies rocked into f[...]bake. They had mastered the art of bread-making to a stage where the local people would Palmy and up onto the stage with an enthusiasm and the group expanded its membership to include[...]ask to buy it. The locals owed lots of money; grandfather was very generous. energy that kept the night pumping. Never one to miss a more[...]howed Blindspott a rocking good time. Even before the places, it does not strictly hold true[...]that had had little money and couldn’t boys hit the stage the crowd was hyped up. When Marcus this a[...]afford it.” Powell came onto the stage and started the show off the processed by machines, but a nice blend[...]The old girl sighed and then went silent. The nick-name her grandfather gave her— frenzy really began. A mosh pit deserving of the Big Day organic grooves and subtle studi[...]forget. One day she had returned home Out became the downfall and demise of many a person Opening with the brief and delay-[...]apes and bruises soaked “Dub Mess”, Buy The Numbers drifts[...]her hair. “It’s present in doctors surgeries the following day. The boys through a smooth mix of styles, from the low-[...]iarch. themselves were surprised and pleased with the turnout, key jazz/rock of “Here Comes the Five ‘O’”,[...]isa smiled. “Don’t worry, dear. I’m used to the way your memory works. It’s quite thanking the crowd and promising to “come back soon”. featuring Deb Toko’s very fine vocals, to the[...]Ivy’s cheek with her fingers and moved towards the Also successful was their earlier in-st[...]to do before I go home?” she said. at Sounds in the Plaza, with a large turnout of people[...]retty girl. Here, give me that biscuit tin behind the clock. It should queuing up to have CDs, posters,[...]have a picture of kittens on the lid.” among other things. Blindspott showed the[...]As Lisa leaned across and retrieved the tin, Ivy glanced at her and smiled. gratitude by[...]haul fishing boats to the sea.[...]“Now open the tin and have a sweet,” she said. buying their a[...]“Gee, thanks.” Up until the Palmy signing, a total of three copies from T[...]and the drone of a bee.[...]On the whole, Dejusa provide a fine debut that is[...]rget Lisa was there at all. Palmerston North took the top spot with nine albums more spac[...]a low-key mix of styles and sounds with the right dose of Lisa checked her w[...]to arrive shortly. She leaned over being sold on the day. The ambient-dub of “Blowdub” unfortunately[...]studio magic to balance out the live element versus the and kissed her elderly friend on the cheek. She was already descending into dreamtime.[...]s had by all. does not seem to go anywhere. The breaks return on the[...]mechanical element. The result is that Buy the Numbers is Ambling home, her jac[...]s, Lisa An outstanding performance by Blindspott, The Have and down tempo “Affbeat”, whi[...]itions. People— Eight. 110 percent support from the staff at Sounds Music that features some[...]her. She liked this who made it their job to show the boys around and a noodlings.[...]With a strong line-up, and supports for the likes of feeling, and especially liked the thought that Ivy wasn’t long on this earth and would soon dangerously successful mosh pit provided by you, the The two closing tracks, “Whales Trek” and “Spac[...]for Babies” are more firmly placed in the electronic downbeat[...]dear old friend like Ivy. more news on the Blindspott crew, information on their style; the quiet guitar meshing with the sustained synths[...]upcoming Asia/Australia tour, and interviews with the on the former, while the latter is reminiscent of Autechre’s[...]ly material, a spaced-out groove emerging through the - Jodie Aitken[...] |
| [...]music The Dilemma of Absence Tania Butcher is a foundin[...]I started a section on ‘The Controlled Breakfast’ called Never mind the bollocks, here’s the sex pistols.[...]our flatmates’, and do you think anyone The greatest rock band ever? Maybe. The greatest[...]album title ever? Almost certainly (although Feed the[...]I’ll give you the paraphrased version – No. Fat Woman Some Pies by Boy and the Bubbles comes[...]They don’t call. The millions of fans worldwide close - I saw it i[...]ning to hear me relaxing in my spa sell me the CD cover alone. The band itself was shit).[...]pool - chillin’ with the mice that make the music go The record itself is sheer fucking genius and showcas[...]two of the most enduring waster icons of all time -[...]diet of boiled lollies and bitch slaps, and the[...]doesn’t even feature on most of the album, due to his[...]ou who don’t spend your time The songs themselves range from political[...]masturbating to pages 314 and 315 of the Oxford concise polemic under the guise of whiny British whinging to[...]whiny British whinging under the guise of whiny[...]Mana Irirangi is the Maori students’ radio show running Email. That is the answer. If people are going to British whinging. They all sound the same except three,[...]ey don’t want them to which all sound the same. They almost all start with[...]Danyelle, Kereama, and Bex churn out the best find out. So the long and the short of it is this: Whinge Rotten growling[...]particular Maori and Pacific artists. Regulars on the you can make stuff up if you want, and if you’re slutted Glen Matlock - the original bassist who I’m assuming is[...]Che Fu, Trinity Roots, Rhombus, Ill with the people you live with, you can embarrass them the guy on the album - provides some melodic relief.[...]la publicly without their consent…one of the perks of my Paul Cook, drummer, drums qu[...]Dub to name just a few – in fact the Mana Irirangi team high flying job. As well as flatmates, if someone has the introductions before disappearing off for a fag.[...]ave met most of these crews (that’s Danyelle in the pissed you off in the last week, email me your story and I Vicious isn’t even on the cover, but his persona[...]picture with the Nesian Boys!), so stay tuned for special will break the law and publicly humiliate them. That’s pervades everything, just like Rotten’s voice gives the[...]songs life and edge. If Rotten is the band’s voice (and,[...]Turn the soundz up every Thursday night while[...]ious note, I will give you things if judging by the Filth and the Fury doco I bet you[...]you get ready for a night on the town (see you at the Fats your ‘whinging flatmate’ email shows r[...]some of the classics including Ardijah, Patea Maori Club,[...]interested in hearing about then was, is the Sex Pistols’ spirit - unhinged, self-absorbed,[...]and the legendary Billy T.[...]The request line is open during each show, and your[...]choices help the Mana Irirangi team compile each week’s teaching guitar through the Rec programme. It’s only He is listed on the writing credits for the two[...]“Boil Up” (Sundays 3.30pm) – the–top five songs of the $15 per hour lesson, and you’ll be supporting his opening tracks - the fantastic “Holidays in the Sun”,[...]ent life style of two cups of coffee per hour and the with its crunching stamp of an introduction a[...]Tune in during the month of March and put occasional sausage roll from the MUSA shop. Inquire at group chant which propels the chorus (Rotten describes[...]yourself in the draw for a wicked Salmonella Dub prize the Recreation Centre for details. the song as the Pistols’ “crowning glory”), and the[...]pack with cd singles and a frisbee all signed by the band![...]abortion. The opening riff for “Bodies” was later re-used[...]pergrass for “Richard III” on their In it for the[...]Money. The album features at least four undoubted Meredith f[...]s excuses, although something wrong the moment Lisa walked in. Her faded eyes never left the younger[...]classics - the jury is out on “Submission” - but “Pretty she knew the underlying reason for Lisa’s indecision.[...]Vacant” (emphasise the “cant” and you’ll get the point), “Look, Ivy’s an old woman, Lisa[...]inspired vocal. The big two, “Anarchy in the UK”, and “That is not what this is abou[...]“God Save the Queen” are legendary enough by now - “C[...]id Judith dress you like this, Ivy?” she asked. The night nurse tended to put[...]thethe Thames and drowning out the Queen’s 25th Lisa.” Over a cane, glass-topped table Meredith shook the letter at Lisa. Their sister at cov[...]Jubilee celebrations, the sheer madness of the backing Christine sat watching and chomping toast[...]e at Lisa. “Aye, lass. I told her I was feeling the cold.”[...]- and believe me, “Anarchy” itself justifies the ticket Meredith.[...]her youngest sister Lisa probably wouldn’t win the argument out of a bath or a s[...]The final stunner - and Rotten’s favourite - is because Meredith, the oldest, had assumed authority after their mum die[...]the closer, “EMI (unlimited supply)”, a slap in the face car accident at Maramarua five years earlier[...]of the label that had just booted out the Pistols, scared maternal role. Their father had r[...]off by the controversy the band attracted. It is actually and crawling aroun[...]rds. play. Unbeknown to the care-giver, Ivy went further and instructed her L[...]an interesting tune, musically, and the singer’s tour de Lisa defended herself as[...]ese two. Ivy couldn’t understand why was losing the argument and knew it.[...]r bath every day and a wash twice a day. What was the sense[...]“Listen, Lisa,” Meredith argued. “When was the last time you looked at yourself? Not i[...]That we were all just moneymaking in the mirror but“really looked at yourself. You are o[...]She would not back down regardless of the cussing and shouts that Ivy hurled at her. The[...]and breathless. Often she would sit exhausted on the edge of the bath beside[...]f sympathy as though there were a third person in the[...]blind acceptance is a sign Tauranga to run the stud farm when the damned lease runs out and Christine here will Lisa folded Ivy’s cardigan over the back of her chair then opened the tatty curtains.[...]he’ll be a year from now, not to The amber brooch reflected sunlight around the room. Lisa marvelled at the rainbow-like mention a few more years? Dead!”[...]spectrums cast on the drab wall and allowed her mind to imagine stories about the[...]n’t answer. She thrust her chair aside and left the kitchen without touching brooch’s ori[...]EMI (and here is the reason why) her toast and now lukewarm coffee.[...]EMI (I do not need the pressure) “Hah, you can’t answer. You don’t even want to try because you know I speak the Ireland and how was she going to tell her Ivy that she had been offered the chance to[...], as she planned to, revealed to her that she had the day before’s shower, she walked through the cluttered two-bedroom unit to the already made the decision to accept the offer from Ireland. Yet she had mixed emotions.[...]And so the record ends with a slow-burn farting noise lounge. It was late morning but the curtains were closed and the single bare bulb glowed Her sense of[...]and then silence. It was the end of the only proper golden radiance. With her sack-like s[...]album the Sex Pistols ever made, and of the band itself, Connelly was in her usual slouch, and with her typically expectant gaze, facing the door. Lisa continued tidying while listening to the drone of the older woman’s warbling[...]ll?” Lisa always greeted voice from the bathroom as it recited fragmentary anecdotes of f[...]McLaren, the name was trotted out time and again on the old gal beaming with smiles to cheer her. This mo[...]increasingly lame compilations. This is the real thing. avoided looking directly at Ivy and instinctively began shifting things around the room so “What’s wrong, lass?[...]This is the one to get, and get it you should. she could move[...]And I didn’t use the word punk once. The semi-mobile pensioner needed to reach things but[...]- The Tunemeister W. Lisa nuts. Her ritual of reorganising Ivy’s unit for the day and coaxing her into the bath or was.… Oh dear, my memory is poor[...]t to begin. Lisa shifted old letters and bills on the table to make room for on a Persian carp[...]Next Week: Probably something by Bowie or the Beatles a bowl to wash Ivy’s face. This brought[...]Only half-listening, and not with the slightest understanding, Lisa recalled[...]or summat; I’ll save the Dylan and Captain Beefheart till “I’ll[...]her nose into her face-cloth, quietly talking at the same time in muffled[...] |
| [...]Zoltar: The Picker of Berries[...]Time to make some repairs to the insulation in your flat, especially with all the late, late[...]of Easter Tourney the Editor, the bastard - is he scared of me or[...]virgin isn’t always the best way to get a lay - and[...]your hair is too big. All the fellas on your footy team[...]something out, people need to get a life. However the Editor says will take the piss.[...]The Auckland University Students’ Association[...]at the moment. That boil on your butt will be you,[...](AUSA) withdrew from USNZ, the Tourney organising body,[...]driving you crazy, like no-one else by the money completely. Oh well, it can’t get[...]asons, at a USNZ hui held on January 15- 1. The Vet Pond. What the hell is in there, can it? The only way is up baby.[...]middle of the week. You need two flatmates nuclear waste, the Loch Ness monster or[...]come Thursday, one to hold you down, and the worse, horny ag students?[...]apply a hot tea spoon. 2. Those old guys at the gym. Where do[...]s associations based on 3. Random people in the bushes, what are because of the cyanide scare, but a little closer to[...]You’ve never been likened to a goddess of the they doing?[...]home… Your flatmate’s been stuffing bogeys up the[...]ountaintop before, so no wonder you’re 4. The gravel pit, it’s so big and scary. At[...]man. Pity he’s a complete jerk. night the ghosts of people who never[...]fish, and called your mother a slag by the end 5. The buses. 12A, 14B? It’s just a random[...]of the week. route; the bus driver is just as lost as against the war in Iraq is a nice thought, but you[...]“We won the shield last year,” said Kelly, “but for[...]the four previous years the university has insisted on town, it reads “How the #@&^ did I what the hell. You’ve come so far, hold on for one[...]Blues – Any team to beat the Crusaders – let alone by 39- make it h[...]5 – deserves a place in the winners section. At the 6. Tech students.[...]tard after Duckworth/Lewis The University Games, which will take place April[...]expense of sounding like a jafa, the Blues could win the 7. Why is there that one seat on concourse[...]21, have been running for 101 years. This will be the that no one will sit on?[...]lot this year…if the Highlanders don’t. only[...]It’s time to re-kindle an old flame. The timing’s just[...]s not participated. 8. Those lost people in the library. Do they[...]o be on in case of a Meanwhile, at the same USNZ hui, the University[...]Black Caps – Against the odds, the boys came through in live there?[...]the odd trip-wire and razor blades in the tree- the games they needed they needed to win. Great batting 9. Where did all the sparrows go? Why are[...]withdrawal was due to concerns that USNZ 10. The gremlins in the Massey computer[...]earlier games proved enough for a berth in the Super Six. year when they lost three in a row at the business end of[...]the season. provide me with the necessary information on time – or[...]bunch to the best record over the past month in the NBA,[...]international sport? After they got pasted in the Ashes, Neal said the about-turn was not due to an[...]Australia – The best team in cricket (both forms) has putting the Aussies on a pedestal as gods. Now, he jumps[...]the shield – and we want to host thethe[...]there if they’d made the Super Six. withdrawal from the National Students Association[...](NZUSA), only to rescind such motions at the last minute.[...]an laugh at Canterbury fans for one week, so make the[...]the Michael Schumacher of the Indy Racing League, Gil[...]conferences, although repeated use reduces the efficacy of[...]entirely composed of current students, except for the[...]the Sri Lankan batsman who turned up at the world cup smaller campuses of Massey Alba[...]disappointing season for the Chiefs, who haven’t found[...]not be eligible to win the major or minor shields.[...]too), but the shame doesn’t stop there. The Brumbies,[...]prospect in the backline, whilst Riki Flutey has been in[...]year, all three were in the top four. That’s tops.[...]A look at the evolution of aerobics, instructing, and how to[...]Thank you all very much for the turn out for the trials. So[...]far they have been very successful. The team lists[...](competitive and social) will be up on the sports notice mirrored walls.[...]Massey Soccer is starting to find its stride as the[...]board in the Massy gym from Monday, March 17.[...]cementing our dominance in the social scene and on the[...]you can still do so by seeing Brendan at the White House fluoro leg warmers and the phenomena (now re-named as[...]various soccer pitches around the country. Massey[...]Soccer is again the largest senior soccer club in the[...]region, as the demand to play in our student[...]What better way to work out than with the latest[...]The men’s first XI kicked their pre-season off[...]which had just beaten Palmerston North Marist 2-0 the[...]Although the traditional FA Cup flat crawl is not[...]too far away, we’ll be kicking off the social season with a[...]start-of-season do” supported by our sponsors - The Fitz[...]Speights - complete with “loyal” theme. Since the[...]However, the wonderful experience of seeing[...]people get a difficult combination for the first time or just[...]all the pent-up loyalty inside. Here is a chance to wave[...]the flag of your favourite soccer club. And yes,[...]starts THIS SATURDAY at the Massey gym, or ask at[...] |
| [...]Massey rugby tour to South Africa The affects of alcohol on sporting The Massey University senior rugby team departed for[...]South Africa three weeks ago to participate in the Tukkies[...]never got off the performance[...]universities. The group of 30, including 26 players and[...]I WAS DRUNK (the night before, but not[...]WILLIAM: (gibbering Sensible drinking is one of the main focuses for the LOOK |
| [...]ban cigar he no on the student body for its success or failure. It also[...]have tried explaining this to the executive but I suspect[...]baby). you explain the complete lack of crack (heh heh, that[...]rhymed) to be found in the hallowed halls of MUSA? In[...]Clark, the PM herself, who[...]Canterbury you practically have to swim through the stuff,[...]can put it on your chips. And in Auckland, the executive[...]coat themselves in it and stand outside the cafeteria so[...]accessories - I feel the cat Wednesday lunchtime all the students can run up and get[...]king thing. Or an Auckland thing...and in Dunedin the thethe projected American-led invasion[...]Fuck Those Poxy Students Up Some More in the Hope be entirely s[...]Success or failure, that’s right. Well, the latest[...]his article in last week’s CHAFF basically put the case for a US-led[...]invasion of Iraq. Here I’m putting the case against it.[...]Thursday for me) is the national day of action. GATS[...]Across the world, over ten million people, including tens of thousands in the[...]self, have taken part in public protests opposing the United States’ war[...]200 countries, had signed an e-mail petition to the United Nations Security Council, BET YOU[...]opposing Bush’s war, and by the time it would be presented, on March 10, the number[...]HELEN: I fear it may give it away to the students a bit. ch[...]in selling education on a profit-making basis and the perception that the projected assault upon Iraq is grossly immoral, i[...]HELEN: Yes...what about we follow the international just[...]look by the time this article gets published, goodness knows. Lamentably, the logic and[...]imperatives. There is a terrifying sense that the Bush clique have locked themselves into CHAFF was established on the probably won’t be affected (though BA’s sho[...]an inexorable war dynamic, regardless of the collapse of any shred of justification.[...]Since President George Bush Junior has exploited the concept of evil, let’s thought could be spared for our kids, or even for the next[...]HELEN: Let’s call it The Budget. few lots w[...]of evil” was always facile crap. But neither is the United[...]HAFF (rhymes with laugh) beneath our noses by the Government and the WTO. We’ve[...]I don’t really believe States of America the “Great Satan” of the more extreme Iranian ayatollahs.[...]ne nation, as such, is innately literally means the waste public debates on GATS or debates in Par[...]righteous. The naïve appeal of political melodrama tempts you t[...]the first place, it’s an international WTO thing -[...]companies listed in the documentation the Iraqis supplied to the United Nations a few product from wheat, or they had to be lobbied to stick it on the Government web[...]people like you, nations on “our side,” as the good guys, so anyone opposed to you and[...]sts, or to theirs, must needs be bad, not just “the competition.” light-hearted banter. no[...]doesn’t mean it can’t bite you in the ass. So can a Jack[...]The glaring hypocrisy of the British clique in professing outrage at the Iraqis’[...]internationally as the world’s most boring dog. This is the[...]possession of the very same “weapons of mass destruction” which the Americans and (Gen[...]issue of the week, and, once again, come up if you have[...]addam Hussein’s viciousness as a dictator, when the USA knew all about his blame the Government. You can imagine the meetings, ken All the same, individuals, groups or governments can and[...]worst excesses, during the 1980s, and cared nothing about them, since he was[...]an underground lair far beneath the Beehive. Steve[...]is their impact upon other human beings, or upon the sustainability[...]of the environment of the planet. Regardless of professed intentions at the time, or of[...]claims to be serving some cause, if the consequences stink badly enough, the actions are the 200,000 deaths, maybe half of them civilian, caused by the US during the 1991 Gulf[...]War, and the subsequent avoidable deaths of somewhere between[...]raqis, more than half of them children, caused by the cynically restrictive[...]thologically evil. We have seen this with Hitler, the Nazis and the SS in Germany, with sanctions regime, recurrent bombings, and the after-effects of the use of dirty depleted[...]the torturers and killers in apartheid South Africa, and with the Khmer Rouge regime in uranium munitions in 1991, for which the United States has to bear responsibility.[...]the killing fields of Cambodia, but these are excepti[...]The drive towards a war on Iraq now has had nothing l[...]Lance Morow in ‘The Real Meaning of Evil” in Time magazine (Februar[...]Bush’s so-called “War on Terrorism,” since the Iraqis had nothing whatsoever to do[...]writes that “The truth about evil that needs attention now is its shallow, deadly, fungus with al-Qaeda, or the September 11 2001 attacks on New York and Washing[...]…are often moved to evil deeds, like blowing up the Other. Don’t Osama bin Laden is highly antagonistic towards the Sunni brand of Islam, and has[...]istic evil passes like an electric current though the world and through It derives from the Bush clique’s doctrine of pre-emptive war, decl[...]onwards, which entails invading any country which the US government perceives[...]reat to American power and interests some time in the future. What this[...]his time; although he is not the “devil” Zhou Zheng imagines. At the same time, George irrelevant. It[...]h them now. This doctrine is directly contrary to the[...]undreds) of thousands of innocent Iraqis, because the way it is planned to letter and spirit of the United Nations Charter, and so fifty years’ evo[...]happen will involve the deliberate destruction of the infrastructure of Baghdad and other[...]imilar to Adolf Hitler’s rationale for invading the Soviet Union in 1941.[...]sewerage systems, The post-Vietnam American way of making war involves[...]bridges, roads), on which the lives of millions if Iraqis depend, and because it is a callous from the air, and extreme violence against any suspected threat, to minimise the risk of[...]and cynical seizure of the resources of another nation, in this case, obviou[...]gle Cruise missile, deliberately targeted against the Amiriya air raid[...]Baghdad, incinerated 400 women and children. Now, the American military[...]merely “anti-American.” Ironically, thethe first two days of war.[...]at face value the line-pushing of the Bush clique, or of the mainstream American media). - John[...]Those opposing the war are, then, sharing the stance of the majority of Americans.[...]From the US government’s point of view, Saddam Hussein is the worst kind of[...]riega of Panama, who tried to run his country for the benefit of Panamanians, or[...]aden, who served US interests in helping to drive the Soviet army out of[...]Afghanistan, before he became disenchanted by the breaking of US promises of aid to[...]rebuild the country.[...]Saddam Hussein’s rise to power, within the Baath Party regime, was actively[...]assisted by the CIA in 1979, and right through to 1990 he was pol[...]armed by the USA, as its ally against the enemy of that time, Iran. 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| [...]above the Students Centre in the Kiwitea Lounge. It’s a[...]year’s turned out to be better. I think part of the reason[...]The fourth MUSA Executive meeting was held on Friday,[...]March 7, 2003, in the MUSA boardroom. Hello from the VP’s Office (there[...]acknowledge the woman or women that tidied up this[...]the words of my predecessor as[...]space last week, you are awesome and I was not the only[...]debating and discussing Iraq, and putting to the students because no-one was late – ho[...]of 2001, he gave the impression Email me, call me, tell me your th[...]ng things like student fees welcomed to the meeting. Also attending for thethe Pacific Island[...]e Have a wonderful week, celebrate the status of Inco[...]is what the other parties are promising or you can have • The previous meeting’s minutes were accepted, with[...]and, given the conservative[...]le you to pay off your one amendment, and the mail dealt with.[...]and policy. He even gained the - Erin Wilson, Women Students’ Officer[...]student debt. I have discussed the fact that the ACT Party • General business was dealt w[...]thinks that the present system of allowances isn’t fair. • The President, Andrea Grant, submitted her weekly[...]We’re not talking about reducing the money, but I actually written report. She met with the new Vice-Chancellor the University by pointing out inconsistencies in[...]nment grading policy that in part revolved around the[...]I always find it interesting that the other political parties[...]use of the words ‘final mark’ as opposed to ‘final gra[...]seems to be the Green Party’s position – never talk about[...]whether the system is fair or whether it needs to be[...]the first-year students’ powhiri, met with Student[...]Blair has regained his self-respect. Contrary to the[...]explain the review and appeal process for the different[...]to the University Grievance Procedures is now part of the Kia Ora/Hi,[...]CHAFF: Would you say ACT is the party most in touch with • Notices: An[...]Moreover, the MUSA ‘researcher’ did not simply die. Far[...]d are re-energized and process. In 2001, at the insistence of MUSA, StudyLink[...]from the idea being buried, Executive’s ability to looking forward to the year. I included a review step in the process for the first time. So[...]enjoyable now, if you don’t agree with the decision they’ve made, you[...]effect this year with a budget allocation. The starting co[...]h with students – well, that verbally on the latest happenings within their[...]point I used for arguing the case for this research budget[...]ning ones. send them a letter referring to the decision in question,[...]was Blair’s proposal from the previous year! Well done, MUSA is directed by an stating the reason why you disagree with it and including Oka[...]student opinion’’– when in fact • The Women’s Officer, Erin Wilson, and Recreation an[...]on you consider relevant. usual) on Wednesday and the Editor, by way of greeting, students are just like the rest of the population. Some are Leisure Officer, Mar[...]on the ‘real world’ of national politics.[...]hers couldn’t care less. reports from the NZUSA conference they attended[...]The second thing I want to talk about is the president: Andrea heads this confirm or overturn the original decision. If the decision an hour. Excellent! I go into panic mode[...]earlier in the year.[...]Massey Charter. This is the high level document that committee and the rest of MUSA isn’t overturned you then hav[...]that ACT’s stance on war with Iraq • The Massey University Rugby League Club requires[...]states the mission of the University and defines its[...]very stylishly as she’s very writing to the Student Allowance Appeal Authority. This him….[...]purpose and functions. The Mission Statement says that committed,[...]too is a simple process. Just write to the Authority with a[...]t it isn’t. I’m not MUSA applies to the Pelorus Trust on their behalf.[...]research and scholarship at Massey will benefit the wider Our executive represents your interests on a statement of why you believe the decision should have CHAFF: I understand you’re going around all the university saying what I say about Iraq in order to be popular; I’m The amount they require is approximately $9,500.[...]community. Values of the University listed include such variety of committees throughout the University and at a been made in your favo[...]think our government an application to the Pelorus Trust for the above[...]According to the Charter, supporting its educational[...]r Prebble: No, it isn’t. Well, firstly, I share the cynicism has intellectually looked through wh[...]g both staff and hesitate to contact the Vice President (Education). worth pop[...]• MUSA’s 75th theme song: Matthew Hodgetts, the[...]students to participate in the governance of the I am the MUSA Post Graduate Students’ Officer dis[...]University”. Since the government’s tertiary reforms came and according to the MUSA guidelines my role involves change their minds. who seeks to have the honour of representing you should Howard unable to discuss what is possibly the most Auckland University Student[...]into effect, the Charter must also be aligned with the mainly helping post grads in what is needed. I’m primarily The review and appeal process is a little different c[...]ue. And so ACT important issue facing the world, it shows how isolated felt cou[...]ntly, concerned with issues relating to the resourcing, quality for decisions made for entitlements under the jurisdiction does that – as a standard way of o[...]the document last revised in 1997 is currently gettin[...]presentation of postgraduate students of the Social Security Act 1964, for example, call ‘outreach tours’. ACT does very well at the campuses There’s no doubt Saddam Hussein is a blood-thirsty this item to the MUSA 75th committee.[...]throughout the academic process. My job is also to[...]• MUSA houses: Matthew wanted to know if the MUSA[...]up of three senior staff has been set monitor the quality, assessment and workloads of[...]ions is a hollow institution. No- item to the VP Welfare, Bevan Jackson, to follow up.[...]library form within three months of the date of the decision. Then need – just like all other clubs[...]s. the appropriate agency will set up a Benefit Review m[...]ow CHAFF: Is New Zealand going to win the cricket world cup? little support, and[...]ity representative how they can become members of the ACT campus clubs, Mr[...]redefining the mission and purpose of the University? Will • Assist post gradua[...]the values that Massey is committed to or its educati[...]was the best performance by a New Zealand fast bowler[...]purpose change in a new draft of the Charter? Is the • Monitor the University’s aegrotat and impaired attend in person (recommended). If the committee doesn’t CHAFF: Has your campus tour h[...]king group’s job restricted to merely restating the performance procedures. overturn the original decision, applicants can then appeal stu[...]one of the greatest fast bowlers of all time, Richard Hadlee[...]mission to meet the government’s requirements? I have • Represent grads on various committees (I’m on the within three months to an independent tribunal, called the Mr Prebble: It’s been an extremely successful tour – I’m So we’ve certainly got the strike weapon – we certainly discus[...]sought answers to some of these questions from the Graduate Studies committee of[...]ial Social Security Appeal Authority. Like the Student not sure why, but we have enrolled more n[...]does in the new Charter. The University must fulfil its[...]the Student Allowance Appeal Authority and appellants[...]altogether. Only matters to do with recovery of the debt[...]mo@massey.ac.nz and committing to the loans contract are empowered[...]In the subject line write:<subscription request>[...]In the body line of the message write:<subscribe mu-[...]can still take the matter up with them and you must be[...]I am Erin Wilson, the Women http://www.musa.org.nz/execti[...]with the centre’s manager in person. If this doesn’t w[...]Depending on the specific situation, there may also be[...]recourse through the Ombudsman’s Office or the Humans[...]is the first woman to hold the[...]on advocacy@musa.org.nz, or come on up to the MUSA[...]MUSA is not about promoting the power that women hold.[...] |
| [...]Last Wednesday, March 12, the leader of the ACT Party,[...]theatre in the social science lecture block.[...]The theme of Mr Prebble’s talk was[...]“Liberalism – the movement of the 21st century”. Mr[...]Prebble believes liberalism will be the dominant political[...]• We Liberals believe that individuals are the rightful[...]To acknowledge the Tiriti O Waitangi as the founding[...]• At the core of a free society is the right to own[...]to, while at all times being accountable for the[...]• The world has never been wealthier. In capitalist[...]societies the poorest families have a living standard[...]a stove, washing machine, TV, In Loving Memory of the pom-pom that was,[...]standard of living not imagined in thethe[...]standard made possible by the free enterprise system. but is never more – oh,[...]• Most in the bottom 20 percent [of income earners] are • The insistence of a new, better-educated generation o[...]Talking about TV sucking, what’s with the[...]• A Liberal says that it is legitimate for the state to help will triumph in the 21st century.[...]those in genuine need but we reject the notion of[...]and on behalf of Manawatahi whanau and the because I’m sure no one else has, darn it. Why me, oh (Jo Cotton) but c’mon, it was the only show brave enough[...]After his speech Mr Prebble took questions from the floor.[...]redistributive justice will involve the coercive powers He was asked a number of int[...]those classics as crap. I’m a child of the eighties, therefore of the state and will create injustice. such as: reforming dog laws, the war in Iraq, government[...]level and supports the Kaiwhakahaere position. moments silence in remembrance of the pom-pom that when I hear stuff like The Cure, INXS, UB40, The Police • The state should only do those things that individuals funding of the America’s Cup, Maori education,[...]Kaitaiki Putea – takes care of the financial aspects for was on my beanie. Note the use of the word was. I say that and Dire Straits, I ge[...]cannot do: defence, the Courts, the police. prostitution law reform, student loans, the “brain drain”,[...]Kaiwhakarite Hui – is responsible for the planning and idea to attack my beanie, which used[...]organisation of Manawatahi main events in the year. poms, and eat one. Oh the tragedy, I’m so sad. So in was up w[...]• It is not necessary for the state to own kindergartens, And now for some[...]on, Te tribute to that brave beanie that suffered the attack with song. How dare they ruin a perf[...]universities to provide an equal The second speaker in the “New Zealand Now” lecture[...]series is JEANETTE FITZSIMONS, co-leader of the Green Name: Paul Lyons.[...]the original without seeing that kid riding his bike![...]• Taxing the population merely to return the money in Party. Jeanette Fitzsimons will[...]Position: Lecturer in the Institute of I have noticed in my time[...]contributions to the media,which include Te Kohinga[...](CHAFF) and Mana Irirangi (99.4fm). Atawhai until the third week or so. Why is this? Are we th[...]• The ACT Party does not seek office. We seek to be a[...]Kaiminiti - documents the Manawatahi Hui A Whanau[...]ms), 159.799 (Computer Science Honours think that the other whanau members are. Our[...]By the way whanau, I am in no way an angry[...]erson usually, however, I am willing to hunt down the[...]good idea to ruin Sisters Underground’s song In the[...]Te Atawhai is the Maori students space. All Maori[...]students are welcome to use the kitchen facilities and[...]for the science junkies[...]nyway) because I am bloody pissed. enjoy the warm atmosphere of whanaungatanga. A[...]Or I could just track the pillock down and force feed him[...]lecturership in Computer Science at Auckland with the vast majority of people – unless you are some[...]ed carrots until he gives me free Sky Digital for the[...]stalker, then she will probably beat your ass to the be appreciated, though the good conversation and[...]dimensions” is the title of the second presentation in the ground. The Kaiawhina (Leigh Albert) is also a nice person, rest of my natural life. The latter sounds more productive environment[...]gural professorial lecture series being hosted by thethe welfare of[...]in New Zealand since the age of two. others. There are just so many qualit[...]The speaker this week is Professor Geoff about concer[...]for Manawatahi Computer Room, located in the MUSA[...]ur family: I’m married to Karen Lyons - another the thing is people (especially those of you at the College of[...]d around Education); there are representatives at the Hokowhitu[...]the university. We have two daughters, Katherine, a c[...]His research interests revolve around probing the most[...]Massey student, and Alexandra, in the fourth form at didn’t think I’d leave you out[...]up the molecular transformations in our cells that are m[...]CHAFF’s favourite quote for the week comes from someone[...]Briefly describe your position on the war in Iraq: supportive people. We don’t discri[...]we here at the newspaper have the utmost admiration for - Well, for the moment, I can say that I’m glad there isn’t don’t happen to be taking Maori, as with some of the[...]the United States’ Secretary of Defence, Donald Rum[...]be bothered about the whole writing for you guys thing. The great man is clarifying the United States’ policy on the[...]to need to bully someone who all (does it show?). The last experience with Maori culture[...]He’s army, hence the advice from last week. Oh, and[...]rs lack or studies I had was when I tried to join the kapahaka[...]can be used to understand the fundamental molecular[...]the imagination to realise that rhetorical bullying n[...]processes of life and also to aid the rational design of[...]drugs, taking some of the guess work out of this often but I’d like to set the record straight. If you are of Maori wrote th[...]obtained from a Te Roopu Whaiti member or thethe Marsden Lecture Theatre at the Turitea campus. gosh, I sound desperate! Oh well.[...]to talk to people around campus. He’s the army dude with the nice uniform during term. All students[...]al time to have your say about Maori with some of the other services that Massey has on offer, a[...]ral Meeting, Well now, I’m done with the whole trying to sell he is a lovely guy (ple[...]ho you are, [MANAWATAHI CONTACTS] held at Arena Manawatu, down on Pascal Street. I’m not[...]bands there – Che Fu, Nesian Mysik, K’Lee and the birthday) screw you – I no longe[...]4514 the sounds, now it’s time to support them. Come on,[...]Students Space, both located off the Kiwitea Lounge in hear the ads for that I think about men’s razors, I wond[...]the MUSA Building. why).[...] |
| [...]Blurring the Boundaries Sixty-seven students were welcomed by the MUSA President, Andrea Grant, to the Annual General Meeting in SSLB1, last[...]Apologies were taken from Matthew Hodgetts, the[...]You see, I’ve been doing some reading on the very odd things[...]Postgraduate Students’ Officer, and Jo McVeagh, the[...]that happen near the boundaries of sex, sexuality and gender,[...]The minutes from the 2002 AGM and SGM (Special[...]The 2002 President’s reported, prepared by the[...]The Budget was presented, and many questions[...]things, were asked by the students about the figures. Most of these[...]war in the West for several decades, and it’s nowhere near[...]the Budget was carried.[...]singing the praises of sex toys, then turn the page and learn how The official newspaper of the Massey University annually at the AGM. It was agreed that Pricewaterhouse[...]you yourself can spread the teachings of Jesus by fighting the Students’ Association[...]Cooper, trading as Audit Link, be appointed as the MUSA[...]Anyway, one of the major battles in this little Pri[...]cultural war of ours has to do with sexuality. On the one side 11-222[...]In general business, the issue of the genetic[...]engineering referendum was discussed. The referendum[...]long as nobody is harmed. On the other side, you have people proportions[...]should have been held before the AGM but it was explained,[...]have any questions or to a person of the opposite sex and begin popping out babies.[...]intersexed babies are born. Which basically means the doctors EDITOR that the four options in the referendum were too narrow;[...]sleeping with one or two odd...I mean, the baby’s right there, it’s naked, what’s the Ph: 350 4500 ext. 7134[...]others along the way. People who aren’t entirely comfortable problem? Surprisingly, it can get difficult. The genitals of chaff.ed@musa.org.nz genetic engineering. Some changes were made to the[...]The first motion was put that the referendum[...]too much about how can’t tell. So what the doctors usually do is take their best[...]I guess, I can actually guess, haul out the scalpels, and chop, cut and scrape away when the President put the motion regarding the content of chaff.news.ed@musa.org.nz the referendum, a number of students got up and left.[...]NATOR It is understood the students left, not as a protest,[...]Often they make the wrong guess, and spend the following years Jared van Echten[...]@musa.org.nz This left the AGM below quorum and therefore[...]cerned, though, that’s just a injecting the kids with various hormones to make sure their[...]unable to pass the motion. An SGM will be held some time[...]Notice Board: MUSA this. The stuff I’ve read that really set me off on this[...]soon to vote on the motion, so keep your eye on CHAFF for DESIGN EDITOR the date of the SGM.[...]corridor - look for the bright boundary-blurring thing was much more ba[...]This certainly sucks, but it’s a thing of the past, Graeme Beal[...]Ph: 350 4516 harmed at the 2003 MUSA AGM. Well, that’s Adam’s story[...]UniQ box: 25 in the MUSA good. Man with man, or woman[...]in a lot of cases. Not that ‘help’ is really the Cartoonists:[...]I wouldn’t be reassured by the fact that they[...]World Vision is preparing to commit funds from the 40-Hour “It is necessary for u[...]Famine to the possible humanitarian crisis in the Middle[...]the humanitarian crisis that would eventuate. If the war doesn’t Tuesday at MALGRA (turn[...]left and up the stairs at the think the emotional reactions of[...]In addition, extra funds from the Famine may be the humanitarian cost of a war would be grave, partic[...]note that sometimes hadn’t taken the queer lane on the[...]New Zealanders take part annually in the Famine, raising[...]s so keep an eye on homosexuality, just like the[...]enz Frank This year the 40-Hour Famine is being held on[...]kinks that allow them to ignore the Y and Nick Gibb[...]dan, Kuwait, Turkey and Iran. the web-site/Deviant page Homophobia’s easy[...]some of their cells and XY in the rest. Plus Green, says the organisation is still hoping for a peaceful[...]uncomfortable with the notion of[...]coast on their moral inertia right into the casual homophobia So ho[...]n anything to a life of quiet struggle with the rest of the word. some men really are wome[...]t Some men and women are actually neither. The weird part is, Duncan McCann[...]se. Rabid fear of even touched on all the many, many things that can happen Be[...]Massey’s bureaucracy is...no, I take that back. The way this ridiculous already, don’t yo[...]erstandable nor sensible, The division of humans into men and women is[...]manticians myself, but I have to say: the distinction is understandable, but M[...]etty interesting things to back Next week: The post-modern social construction of gender, and[...]when you come along to the me up.[...]First, let’s look at the basics. I mean the basic Erin Wilson[...]now basics, too. What, exactly, is the difference between men and Z[...]cause - wow - it’s really Got any ideas for the Deviant page? Ever wanted to try your[...]lf? Give it a shot! DISCLAIMER: The views and ideas expressed within CHAFF[...]its. Do a quick search of your friends right now. The change our format, try new things, but we n[...]e companions will be hanging off their staff, the Massey University Students’ Association, Masse[...]meeting. chests, and the dangly bits of your male companions will be[...]re are a few more anatomical WORD OF THE WEEK:[...] |
| [...]r minimum voter turnout is imposed on the[...]ivory towers are again behind the times. referendum, and that MUSA uses t[...]hfully, gauge if the members’ opinions it collects[...]are representative enough for the[...]Re: The Bates Column good j[...]s just one point I wanted to make feel the organisation should make sure it[...]about the column Carl Bates wrote the has a clear mandate to cover an issu[...]the GE debate.[...]FROM THE LEFT[...]and paid more. The intent of this, it seems,[...]While the debate rages over the imminent attack on Iraq,[...]those on both sides of the spectrum criticise the US (and[...]course is incorrect. Even the mainstream media has[...]But frankly, I think it is naive Where were the hippies? They were not at reported the mass protests in New York and Washington[...]o think that more money = better people. the AGM to talk about the GE referendum LETTERS POLICY 2002[...]The saying “you get what you pay for”[...]overwhelming majority of the US population share Bush’s[...]desire for war. But is this really the case? Is there really consider the number of extremely well paid it. So some[...]xecutives who foul it up on a regular the MUSA committee and bypassing the those closest to the action think, the diplomats and the[...]e money is no guarantee against AGM, and the last SGM, and hence 2. All letters must co[...]y. All you get when you offer bypassing the general student public. The address and phone number. You can sign your[...]d (12/03/03) letters with a pseudonym but we need the real High school in Ankara, Turkey. A s[...]much potential for incompetency as the showed that we, meaning the student info for legal reasons. This information[...]the needs of the children of American diplomats and[...]military personnel. The school itself was situated in the[...]last. The Higher Salaries Commission is a[...]perfect example (the name itself is telling -[...]body, can’t even decide on the questions to[...]will Our favourite caption wins the prize. Get yours into 3. Political letters ma[...]involved passing AK47-wielding soldiers on the other side[...]s greed. This is a common trend represent the student’s bodies’ views? pseudonyms. of razor wire and the school bus was checked for bombs[...]This thing needs to be buried. The[...]us by 5pm on Wednesday. Multiple entries on the using a strange mirror contraption to look at the[...]nother issue...). their limited time as does the student bullshit. We define this as the discrimination or basis and a friend’s ca[...]Our contact details are on the letters page ignorance. Chaff is not a vehicle for negative or alumni email loop – usually the most interesting thing those in the Pentagon and White House have all the facts paid a simple allowance, an honorarium,[...]had a straight, thus enabling them to make the best decision. removing the greed incentive and creating I know that for many people the fast trip to the rubbish bin. baby. That was until a member of the group sent an anti- I underestimated my fellow alumni. The a system whereby only those with a tr[...]American and Iraqi, a waste of money when the US has would certainly cost less, with much the may join any of the groups that have an The people on the email loop have an interesting an ever increasing group beneath the poverty line, a same results.[...]perspective on a future war – all have lived in the middle- waste of efforts that could be more c[...]all know what it feels like to live surrounded by the assisting the people of Iraq to over throw Saddam, but Mr[...]his column. Though I’ll The hippies are the Massey Enviro military (even to the extent where many have become also a waste of the efforts made by many within the US probably never agree with you, it’s[...]group. Environmentalists are anti-GE in 7. The Editor reserves the right to censor extremely desensitised), a[...]to be seen as a responsible member of the international interesting to read a political column in the same way that bulls are anti-red; it or abridge l[...]m their every day life. I would community. The desire for peace doesn’t stop at national C[...]just goes with the lifestyle choice. So where be deemed inappropriat[...]too long. have predicted that most of the people that attended my borders. A simple scratch of the surface revealed an - P. Ridge were they? The Environmental Officer was[...]school would be in favour of the war – as children of underbelly of co[...]not at the meeting despite the anti-GE 8. The Editor reserves the right not to diplomats there is a heightened comprehension of the thought I would find it least.[...]letters. If this happens feel free to come up to the Chaff office and discuss it.[...]LETTER OF THE WEEK apology for the Environmental Officer’s[...]absence, which indicates that the MUSA[...]committee knew that they would not be 9. The Editor reserves the right to offer[...]present. This means that any points the people/organisations named in letters immediate reply. The Bull Ring[...]Having just attended the MUSA AGM and[...]once again being subjected to the extended[...]up for discission in the way that everyone[...]debate over the “Should MUSA have a else is forc[...]War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. The[...]currently situation in the Middle East has escalated out of[...]opinion. The debate that has ensued at the that any one at MUSA would disagree with[...]s no business from you and forced in to the results of All columns and reviews.[...]I know at the SGM held last year, is making MUSA look ba[...]ving an not deserve. For these reasons the idea of competition entries, news & news features[...]human rights issues, for example the scrapped.[...]have to don our red bands to milk the cows and shear[...]those sheep. Why you ask, because we are the anchor of The GE issue is however an issue where WHO TO TALK TO[...]the evidence on both sides of the debate is[...]tenuous and the moral issue not so clear. Dear CHAFF[...]and on May 10 the Ag boys and girls will be partying up at[...]sue here I love lecturers like this, where the lecturer THE EDITOR the annual Ag/Hort ball. This is to be a classy affai[...]opy submissions - columns, reviews, the Cossie Club, involving current and past students[...]University studying in the practice of actually have to listen t[...]ent these students if it has By the time this goes to print, I’m Ph: 350 4500 ext 7[...]saving your pennies. Come closer to the time I’ll release[...]ed@musa.org.nz more of the top-secret information.[...]ong”. Considering I’ve been 18 for the last three[...]Ag/Hort Rugby. Last year the Vet rugby team[...]took from the Ag boys the greatest prize rugby has to offer, the original Massey Rams horns. Yeah mate, they won the[...]discouraging the use of 25-year-old[...]boasted about the size horns for the first time in history. Well, the conspiracy[...]ology that has yet to cause any Bob the Builder drink bottle again. Email: chaff.news.ed@[...]boys know the Vet girls turned out in force only to watch[...]up with Kristov, and spend the day in bed[...]us, as those Vet guys are too feminine to show the sexy CHAFF welcomes your columns, or even is no stipulation in the terms of the mourning my youth. Then I’ll stumb[...]girls some respect. But, the result was the Ag boys[...]presented at the AGM) as to what MUSA young and nubil[...]resulting in a sub-par performance on the rugby field.[...]v@musa.org.nz Secondly, the bulk of the first fifteen was resting because[...]rugby teams the following day. For this reason we decided or at the MUSA Fishbowl (Hokowhitu) or write tu[...]ng, technical enquiries to let the Vets win. This has given us the opportunity to[...]have very strong opinions on the issue at Enough of my moaning[...]play for a better cause this year; we want the horns back. CHAFF, Private Bag 11-222 P[...]for my wife, seeing as I’m stuck with the Email: chaff.design.ed@musa.org.nz Anyhow, if you want to play rugby for the Ag team this likelihood the net result from a referendum woman for all[...]of the sort MUSA is proposing would be a[...]team entering in the senior fourths for the coming season.[...]handful of votes from either end of the source that the Queen does indeed live at[...] |
| [...]In response to the letter from the[...]As for Israel/Palestine…the 51st[...]voyeuristic Shell guy, I question the[...]state of the USA has invaded with[...]and the Halberg[...]land. Too bad the Jewish didn’t take it[...]Because that’s the excuse they are using Also, the assumption that those of now. the female persuasion were first years was[...]In late February, the Halberg Awards were held in[...]Auckland with the intention of celebrating New Zealand[...]in taking on the car wash (I myself being a killed and all yo[...]sporting achievement during 2002. The list of nominees for 1. Do you trust Bush?[...]the individual awards included the likes of Barbara 2. How would you take over the world? anything else,[...]The USA continues its quest to[...]Battersby was a three-time Gold medallist at the Winter[...]control the world’s supply of oil by 4. What’s in the Fishbowl?[...]the New Zealand Disabled Skiing team that won four go[...]medals at these games. The fact that she has a disability do?[...]support the USA, Zhou Zheng? Yes,[...]for control, just like Osama. The USA[...]you consider that her achievements and the success of As for the criticism of our chosen wouldn’t care if the[...]other disabled sportspeople rarely grab the headlines. Mo – B.Ed, primary.[...]night, it is near impossible to predict the not there to help the people of Iraq – don’t[...]Madness. The only explanation I can - Jessica All[...]provide is in the fact that BYO at Costa’s[...]involved in a car accident. She decided to have the arm 2. I wouldn’t want to.[...]FROM THE RIGHT 4. It used to be just notices. Ther[...]I chose not to respond to the[...]The RIGHT Way![...]sporting achievements include winning the 2001/02 World[...]Cup Slalom event, being named 2002 Skier of the Year and[...]s made concerning stray or mechanism for the inheritance of Western[...]of course her gold medals. These were in the Slalom, Giant Control Cards there.[...]Slalom and Downhill events in her category at the Winter 5. Do something so I look like the perfect media[...]up what is right wing politics. As this fits with the aim[...]personal responsibility Massey. During the Games, the athletes were classified[...]The first NZUSA conference in of the column of being informative about issues from a[...]citizens taking responsibility for according to the disability they had. Rachael competed in[...]January/February in Wellington for the right wing perspective, here it goe[...]their own well-being and only falling on the state when the LW 6/8 category. This means skiers use two skis a[...]very useful and aware of what the National Party stands for, with all due[...]re I caught up with many respect to the other right wing parties, I am going to use[...]lieves in freedom of choice, it means for example the enable an equal playing field between comp[...]ability for parents to choose the school they wish to send Although Rachael didn’t win the Halberg Award[...]in very Bill English, Leader of the National Party,[...]that it is duly accepted. Just for the[...]their children to and not have it dictated by the for Sportswoman of the Year, her recent successes suggest Tania[...]good shape at the moment and has had recently produ[...]several polytechs join the NZUSA Stands for’ (copies a[...]don’t believe government should be involved in the The decision to select her was not greeted with great[...]This is very different to the idea of National Stands for: enterprise, pers[...]fanfare (praise or criticism) by the media or the general where Massey’s priorities a[...]nationalization. Like ACC, that the Labour party public. Despite this,[...]nationalised in 2000 after the National party had opened top athlete and a[...]een seen as a Bill says in the pamphlet - “As a conservative[...]xample sustainable forestry of native forest, not the tree- will be held next Wednesday (the 26th) starting at 12 noon[...]d take both influence and party, we know the value of the virtues of honesty and oneself to the will of God/Allah.’ It comes[...]approach of just disallowing clear felling in the Disability Common Room.[...]from the word Islam which means Peace.[...]Thus the NZUSA Level 7 (a underpin free ma[...]Yes, the Taliban (which comes[...]Writers’ Milieu, the Massey University-Palmy[...]been busy lately with a range of cool projects. The group’s[...]omen’s rights, and they are wrong to do the current NZUSA system would still be[...]P.S. ‘The RIGHT Way’, excuse the pun, but it is often recent short story[...]played on (some of you may have seen the Young moments of sidesplitting la[...]bs day’‘You know we’re right’). the writing, re-writing and reading of some stunning[...]it published.” The venue has yet to be finalised, but will be[...]the intentions of constructing a giant[...]the commercialism and the[...]former students know, the guy is a witty, dynamic and[...]Enter from the wings Osama bin[...]Laden, defending Afghanistan in the name[...]the education system to make a profit[...]through the sale of education as a[...]magazine and journal articles) throughout the last twenty 1. Partly, not as a warmonger[...]the reason why no love is lost between prof[...]Russia and the USA. Feeling chilly, finishing schoo[...]not there, but at least it was fun. To be honest, the food an influential advocate of the notion that poetry belongs to anyone? The USA supported its new best meal tickets[...]was the best! Okay, so first was the sausage sizzle, then[...]friends, the Taliban and Osama, Or is it a university in thethe USA is sense, as the Education Act 1989 or the just physically) between the campuses.[...]the water balloon game. Maybe this is not fair but be[...]also not allowed to plunder the resources TEC sets out? Are the ideas of partnership, 4. A whole bunch of[...]it or not, the PI Officer won, how good is that? Yep, that is[...]In the meantime, Maori writers should give[...]because he is the man…nah just joking.[...]serious consideration to the following - THE AWARDS FOR the “world’s most wanted man” (don’t get[...]Well, then there was the introduction of staff and[...]MAORI WRITERS 2003 - Huia Publishers: The awards are me started on 9/11) and the USA invades commercialism?[...]their stories to a wider audience. The winners of the[...]Rebecca Tuiletoa for organising and making the whole[...]awards will be invited to attend the Maori Writers’ Festival[...]casion possible. Also we thank Tini (president of the in the last week of September 2003 in Wellington. An ent[...]helped cooking the great meal that we had.[...]t until The Editor[...]Writers’ Milieu and benefit by using the group as both a 4. A lovely lady called K[...]experiments. Not only that; the group will help you get[...]your prose and poetry PUBLISHED (surely the goal of all[...]The CHAFF letterbox (Turitea) is located outside Cafe[...]Letters can also be dropped off for us at the MUSA[...] |
| [...]research in the Ecology Group, Institute of applications clo[...]Natural Resources, Massey University. The[...]0). the Fitz 7pm, new shooters welcome.[...]rth Harbour Scholarship: relating to the natural and physical wife beating bast[...]omplain about how we don’t give enough money to the MUT[...]resources within the Lake Taupo Lanni R. on 355 4147, or 021 297 2357,[...]year 3 full-time undergraduate study in the[...]College of Business, Albany Campus. The the effect of people and their activities on culture. We don’t go to the ballet in droves, so why do we[...]value is #3,000 per annum, applications the natural resources and the expect it to be given a big wad[...]head down to the opera on a Friday night to enjoy the HAR[...]company of their mates. And why should we? The arts get[...]Tania Butcher from the Writers’ U campus. Room has wardrobes and[...]students enrolled full-time for the first year[...]Rugby is a social past-time, the actual playing of internet. Furniture can be prov[...]Milieu writes about The Dilemma per week includes rent, water, electricit[...]or final year better than moseying along the sidelines, running into[...]the southern half of the North Island and[...]who attended a high school in the area. value of $15,000 offered. Applications close and healthy. Then you head off to the pub and have a hell[...]ostgraduate So why do people see the rugby culture as not Funding to the Massey sarahpark8@msn.com.[...]Volunteer for the Lighting and safety audit.[...]internal students in the Institute of[...]gallivanting around the town, yelling and singing and[...]Rugby is one of the best things about New[...]murderous wonder there’s a war on thethe in your country. My address is: 352030 Russian Fe[...]at the Wellington Campus of Massey[...]Tertiary Scholarships: As part of the[...]MUSA team on the pitch[...]What’s wrong with the Fitz?[...]masters or doctorate programme in the Islands student and one for a student with ‘over the PA’. I like sunflowers and purple irises, good[...]Open to students enrolled for the first time area of tertiary education for[...]Study with Massey University at the[...]not saying how old I am but the AGM gave me a few grey[...]Palmerston North Campus. The March.[...]ring. Each scholarship is Here is the commentary of the MUSA Annual[...]ion is avaiable from: http:// The MUSA team has just been applauded onto[...]Roche fill us in on all the sordid Meeting in SSLB2, 12-2pm Wednesday, March[...]www.med.govt.nz/about/jobs/ thethe thesis year of a master’s scholarships/eeo[...]to start what is expected to be a closely during the week and everybody is welcome.[...]assessment or associated fields. Valued at The Whale & Dolphin Adoption Project Here we go, Andrea Grant has kicked off the INSTRUCTOR the College of Humanities and Social[...]MUSA AGM in front of a boisterous crowd. The attendance[...]ions close 31 March. pleased to announce the availability of is larger than expected b[...]er enquiries everyone is in high spirits. The hard yards have been put course this Saturday at the Massey gym.[...]plications should be directed to: Jo in with the minutes being passed and the President’s ULTIMATE FRISBEE TRAINING[...]z Next, into the ruck are the Financial Statements Wednesday lunchtimes, 12-2 on the Oval.[...]of 2002, the Budgets got caught offside and we’re back[...]t come down for a run. We could be your ticket to the Uni[...]ts who are NOTICEBOARDS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE into it with the auditor being confirmed as the referee for sports that never got off the com[...]2003. Commentary was noted from the 2002 team and Games![...]FOYER, captain. I got a bit emotional, the legends of the game that[...]wack the dates in your MUSA 75th diary, ask about[...]education, ask about the war![...]always kept the team going forward.[...]ACADEMIC UNIT The budget is being passed around, from Tony[...]‘The Manager’ Brown to Michael ‘The Accountant’ Harford.[...]congratulations to everyone who contributed; the big 29 MUSA[...]discussion was on the ACT party’s position on the war.[...]has finally kicked it between the posts. The crowd is going[...]stance begs the question, “what do you want your[...]The game plan was revised a bit and[...]Then it was into the business, the wind was up[...]and the back row was especially energetic. Hotly conteste[...]was the genetic engineering issue, forming messy play. It[...]and violence, the t-shirts spread the word and show[...]class library and student support operations (and the[...]le, followed by a for students for the Campus Heart project, what do you[...]referendum where the crowd will have there say on the day want in a library? You have the opportunity to tell them[...]and then a SGM to discuss the results. what you think[...]Getting into overtime the crowd support waned become part of the e-group and throw some ideas around.[...]and the ref blew the whistle early forcing the match into[...]the tri series aforementioned. But all in all a good 60 “The past is prophetic in that it asserts loudly that[...]minutes of meeting played and students were the winner[...]on the day.[...]Full credit to the crowd and thanks to the ladies distant goal that we seek, but a mean[...]in the kitchen for putting on the spread, (Steven at that goal. We m[...]The interest and participation in political debate war games before we heed the plaintive pleas of the[...]is so exciting to see. The lecture series run by the sociology unnumbered dead and maimed of[...] |
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| <p><em>Chaff</em> existed from 1934 to 2012 and was the student newspaper of the Massey Agricultural College Students' Associa[...]r university status was attained in 1964, that of the Massey University Students' Association on the Manawatū campus. It was replaced in 2012&[...] |
Chaff, 69(4), 2003-03-17. Massey University Library, accessed 17/03/2025, https://tamiro.massey.ac.nz/nodes/view/3543
